NycBadGuy ❁

MUSIC LOVER 🎶! LONER! #ACCOUNTANT👨‍💼!!!

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Omoh, this one touch everybody, not just Peller 🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

[NycBadGuy ❁ @elonchapoo]

@_dinomelaye If the system is working! where you for deh? 🤔

[Vincent The Therapist @mrhighfoster]

He is 21 years old

He toured 20 african countries

Showed the world that Africa isn't huts or jungle, but culture, people, cities and joy.

Ate local African delicacies instead of mocking them.

Maintained his sexual discipline throughout his tours

Gave global visibility to everyday Africans, not just celebrities.

Whether you like his style or not,
this is a positive role model for our kids. 💯

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

You know that episode of Rick & Morty where Rick reveals that there is an entire civilisation of people living inside his car battery who don't know that the sole purpose of their whole existence is to generate electricity to power a mad scientist's wacky space adventure car?

That is where Nigeria is right now, and that's why I am militant to the point of putting myself in trouble by talking about why Nigerians need to stage the most bloody and violent revolution Africa has ever witnessed. Because entire future branches of history are being wiped out because young Nigerians are trapped in an economy whose job is to make white people and a tiny Nigerian minority rich at the expense of 230,000,000 people like this.

This 19 year-old kid already has the sagging shoulders of a 47 year-old man with the world's weight on him, and he has already learned to not expect anything good to ever happen to him in life. All it took to show him a fork in his future trajectory was a fucking $47 tile cutting machine, and he's now going to hold on to this new opportunity and make a better life for himself - but there are literally millions of him out there that will never meet a benefactor, or that don't even have the skills needed to maximise this opportunity.

There is only ONE entity in any African country that has the power to carry out interventions like this in people's lives on a large scale - the state! A content creator can change one life like this and get viewed 10 million times, but a government can change 10 million lives like this without batting an eyelid! Only the government has the transformational capital and the incentive to do this in millions of lives!

That is why being led by people who don't work for you is a literal life-and-death matter! When we talk about neo-colonialism, this is what the fuck it is about! When you have a government installed by foreigners, which allocates billions of Naira in public revenues to enrich foreign intelligence assets like Gilbert Chagoury via transnational corruption schemes like the nonexistent "coastal highway" - this is the result!

Nigeria's money is not being used to invest in the lives and betterment of Nigerian people! It is being used to enrich white men in Washington DC who are already richer than God, with a fraction going to their local collaborators in Abuja! This kid and millions like him are the direct victims! Their future possibilities and bloodlines are being extinguished with poverty so that Peter McBillionaireStein and Matthew Von WhiteManBerg in Manhattan and London can increase their Q3 dividend payout by 15%. Neo-colonialism is not a victimless crime!

You are all living inside Rick Sanchez's car battery!

[TundeOfAllTrades🌴 @EverythingTunde]

If the reader can be crying this bitterly, then I pity the author 😭😂

[nduka omeife @ndukaomeife]

There is no name they have not call me in the bank. Jack of all trade is one of them.😄

Here is my warning:

The day you resume a high-paying job, begin to plan your exit immediately.

Not because the job is bad.
Not because the salary isn’t sweet.

But because comfort has a way of stealing your future quietly.

Official car.
Paid vacations.
Medical insurance.
Pensions.
Promises.

They all make you feel settled, until the day they are no longer there.

Once or twice, I visited my Divisional head.
He lived on the Island in a beautifully furnished apartment.

Everything looked perfect.
And each time I stood there, I was tempted to ask him a silent question:
“Sir… are you the owner of the bank?”🤭🤭😁

He wasn’t.

And worse, there was no other stream of income.

When I left the bank, he came to see me at my head office.
He looked around my business space and said words I will never forget:

“Nduka, who gave you this sense to build this business?

While we were busy buying new cars, you were building an empire.
Look at you now…”
That sentence still echoes.
He had been relieved of his job.

Since 2007, I have been shouting it in the bank, sometimes softly, sometimes loudly:

Build multiple streams of income
Invest in other businesses
Learn new skills
Start while you are still working
Make your mistakes early, when your salary can absorb them

Sadly, many didn’t listen.
Today, some are retired, sacked or advised to resign.

Living in their own houses.
Yet battling hunger, and diseases.
Assets with no income.
Titles with no cash flow.

At old age, dignity does not come from stories of where you worked.

It comes from steady income.
From businesses and investments that still make money while you sleep.

So if you are earning well today, don’t relax.

Prepare your freedom.

Build something that will pay you when strength fades.

A job can feed you for a season.
Only what you build can feed you for life.

My name is Nduka Omeife, you can call me Jack of all trade.🤭🤭🤭

[Patricia 🇺🇸 @1109Patricia]

Leg Wrestling? 😂🤣

[NycBadGuy ❁ @elonchapoo]

@LegacySiu mbappe

[NycBadGuy ❁ @elonchapoo]

it's Simple, don't give her the attention she's getting. believe me it works!

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Mothers in the house, a mum of 2 year old daughter need una help oo 😫

[NycBadGuy ❁ @elonchapoo]

@Marknit0 on point!

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Science experiments

[NycBadGuy ❁ @elonchapoo]

@OneLuckyGirl_28 Financial Freedom

[NycBadGuy ❁ @elonchapoo]

@Dr3_CNA @OneLuckyGirl_28 Financial Freedom 🙏

[NycBadGuy ❁ @elonchapoo]

@Crweb3_ @DanielRegha cap

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

This. We need more of this

[Mr Macaroni @mrmacaroni]

Finally, I AM A PROUD YORUBA BOY!!!
My ancestry is solid and traceable!!!
Something most of you masquerading as Yoruba cannot say!
The shame is on those of you who have decided to politicize the Yoruba culture!
The Yoruba heritage will never be enslaved to politics because before APC or any other political party in Nigeria, Yoruba has been and will continue to be even after!
So please feel free to support APC or any other political party of your choice but do not tell me I am not Yoruba enough because I don’t support APC.

APC IS NOT YORUBA AND YORUBA IS NOT APC!!!

END OF DISCUSSION!

[NycBadGuy ❁ @elonchapoo]

"Man Proposes, God Disposes!" 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[JAMB @JAMBHQ]

Man Proposes, God Disposes!
It has been established that a technical glitch affected 157 centres out of the 887 centres in the 2025 UTME. This was basically responsible for the general low performance of the candidates scheduled to sit the examination in those centres.

[່ @pxrcyishim]

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[Pharm. Unique @celebritypharm]

ONION: WHY YOU NEED TO EAT ENOUGH OF IT

Ever Wondered Why Onions Make You Cry?😭

We will talk about that, but let me tell you what happened the other day at work…..

I was having a conversation with a patient, and in the middle of our talk, I casually suggested that she should eat more onions because of their amazing health benefits.

She looked at me like I just told her to drink engine oil….Oh chim!😂

And then she goes "I don’t eat onions,"

[NycBadGuy ❁ @elonchapoo]

This is a General problem! imagine Osun State Agency 200k. we are f!ckd!!

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

House rent is 1.2m naira for a room selfcon.

The total package is: Service charge 800k, Agency 250k, Legal 250k & Caution 100k.

- what the f!ck is legal when it wasn’t drawn by a lawyer?
-What does caution means?
-Why am I paying agent 250k?
-Why’s rent 1.2m for a room?