Elizabeth Long

I’m just a rock with a tiny tiny brain | She/Her

[Elizabeth Long @elong77]

@FinBear17 My mom called me 5 minutes after the news broke and said “DO YOU EVER CHECK YOUR TEXTS???”

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Pete Hegseth drunk texting reporters at The Atlantic

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

The stock market is down but at least everything is more expensive and services are getting shittier. On the other hand we have more measles. To be fair, they are finally delivering the reductions in FAA and National Parks staff that people have been demanding.

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

A plane just crashed in Philadelphia.

Please stay calm while Donald Trump figures out which minority to blame for this

[AST SpaceMobile @AST_SpaceMobile]

Our BlueBirds are ready to take flight! 🚀 These groundbreaking satellites are now encapsulated in the rocket, ready to launch and revolutionize global connectivity. Stay tuned for updates on the launch countdown. https://t.co/JbHIAgRMKo
#ASTSpaceMobile #BlueBirdLaunch #SpaceInnovation #LaunchDay #BlueBirdLaunch #futureofconnectivity #innovation #spacetechnology #bridgingthedivide #TheFutureIsHere

[AST SpaceMobile @AST_SpaceMobile]

AST SpaceMobile Announces First Five Commercial Satellites Completed Final Assembly and Ready for Shipment the First Week of August https://t.co/FFuehTWlUp

[Elizabeth Long @elong77]

Oh we’re SCREWED screwed

[snowboiiii @snowboiiii]

trump has the clear advantage here by having the kind of dementia that makes you loud and aggressive rather than the biden style of dementia where it feels like you’re slowly crossfading back to your baby years

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

life is just adding more and more nyt games to your morning routine until that’s all there is

[Elizabeth Long @elong77]

This kid is from my town and I feel so proud

[Bex @BexMix_41]

That Phillies kid in the crowd after JT’s homer LMFAOOOO

[Elizabeth Long @elong77]

@AlexNTweets is the coolest person ever!!!!

[AST SpaceMobile @AST_SpaceMobile]

We've successfully controlled our #BlueWalker3 test satellite in orbit for 3 weeks via several ground stations. 📡 We plan to unfold the array in the second half of October during optimal conditions. On-board cameras are now operational — look at the view! 📷🌏☀️ Stay tuned...

[ben @benwassertweet]

BREAKING: in a landmark 6-3 decision the Supreme Court has ruled Americans can eat shit and die

[Elizabeth Long @elong77]

People love to say they will adopt your unwanted kids however what if I simply do not want to go through a pregnancy?? Regardless of what will happen to the child when it is born, I should NOT have to go through 9 months of unwanted and extreme physical and emotional changes

[Elizabeth Long @elong77]

Hi I’m Mike Pence. I’m happy babies will be born that I will not give a single shit about as they suffer 18 years of abuse in foster care. Women will die but at least a bundle of cells will survive. Pro life my ass

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Former Vice Pres. Mike Pence: “By overturning Roe v. Wade, the Supreme Court of the United States has given the American people a new beginning for life.” https://t.co/lNtueYflP0

[Elizabeth Long @elong77]

Swag sausage

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

a Maxey Moment.

[Elizabeth Long @elong77]

This is quite literally what I think about in bed every night

[JP @jpbrammer]

excited that I get to drink coffee tomorrow. I do every day and tomorrow will be no different