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in case it wasn't obvious, I'm not pretending to be @elonmusk

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Americans love it when other countries make fun of them as long as its not the UK

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Reminder that my whole page is based on me ranting in the captions and you're not only allowed but encouraged to rant in the comments.

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Bro stop scrolling through tiktok menace posts rn you're scaring the hoes

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@DogeDillionaire DJkHgymPoTrVW9LRNcVV86YdYVyeYkZMwZ

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@dedsol7 @UberFacts What happened to his penis?

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Chess has black and white pieces playing against each other instead of the colors in a rainbow. It is racist and homophobic at the same time. We cannot tolerate this in 2021. Let's #cancelchess ✨

#cancelled #LGBTQ #BLM #CancelCulture

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@KIawizz How dare you teach me how to cancel an innocent person? I'll cancel you.

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Now that I have almost 100 followers on twitter, am I qualified to start canceling successful people for no reason?

[elon testicles @elonrates]

@Honest_man69 I said almost 100 bruh 🥲

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@MonkeDankMemess Tell your daddy to moan a little quietly

[elon testicles @elonrates]

Man wtf my downstairs neighbour is moaning so loud rn 💀💀💀

Calm down mam we ain't asleep yet

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#NewProfilePic

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@DolanDark @SatoriOkaiito @elonmusk @bitcoinarchive Legendary

[The Prophet 🧎🏿 @theprophetdub]

If we break up n you glow up after, we dating again

niggalation 44:39

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX launching satellite Doge-1 to the moon next year

– Mission paid for in Doge
– 1st crypto in space
– 1st meme in space

To the mooooonnn!!

https://t.co/xXfjGZVeUW

[The Prophet 🧎🏿 @theprophetdub]

the longer I get left on delivered the cuter her friends get

niggalation 200:273

[The Prophet 🧎🏿 @theprophetdub]

Somebody has it way better than you.

Somebody also has it way worse.

Stay Humble

niggalation 37:38

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When you already wrote "introvert" in your bio but your friends still facetime you instead of texting