Elon Altman

Comedy Cellar comedian
NYC Born & Raised

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Knicks went from Obi Toppin to OG Tip In

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“I’m such a superstitious fan I didn’t watch a Knicks game for 20 years”

- guy at the bar

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Girls when they turn 30:

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OG Anunoby is from England, making him the first British person to tip in America.

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Knicks in 5 Nixon 5

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Here’s what is so great about New York:

Not only is it a concrete jungle, it’s also
a place where dreams are made of.

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“Step on it!”

[HOOPS NATION @_HoopsNation]

Knicks fans smashed a yellow cab 😭�

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Knicks fans right now:

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Saved by KAT’s paw.

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The Knicks are Masters of Their Domain

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New York right now:

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Back to the drawing board.

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Best comeback ever and Mike Breen gave us
zero BANGS.

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Joel Wembiid

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Wemby is so hated, NY girls are gonna start dating short guys.

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Mayor Bloomberg
Alvarado dive
Doesn’t matter
Knicks in 5

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What today’s headline should have been:

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The Knicks had won seven straight road games by 10 points or more.

In game 2, the Spurs said:

“That streak ends tonight.”

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The Knicks have to win to honor the memory of Jeff Van Gundy’s 1995 Honda Civic that was blown into the air by a jet engine during the 2000 playoffs.

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The tooth fairy pays me, then I pay the dentist. It’s just money laundering.