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Changed bio 5/25/26. Convinced 99.9% of all men are just new aged fags that think abs means fit. Gear is for chicks with dicks.

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@mrojaycutler i mean gear ... seems like there are excuses

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@Byerocm @HistorianUSA1 @TCoff88 occam's razor

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@mrojaycutler gear is a mf'er

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Turns out that @LeaderJohnThune was totally projecting when he said the SAVE Act was an influencer campaign.

Senator John Thune is compromised by a company that literally exists to sell access to himself.

Pass it on.

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@DataRepublican @RepMikeKennedy None of those are Christian except for certain Presbyterian churches. Hope that helps. Making a claim to be Christian is just a set of words written or spoken. Most claims people make are garbage and lies.

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@HistorianUSA1 @TCoff88 takes 5 seconds to verify if it's a spider web. take off your shirt and throw it up next to it. the spider web would break. next.

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@THE_Buckeye_ERA @TheBuckeyeNut That is why I wrote ... "if found to be true".

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@outsource_ I am launching a company by the end of June that will pay business creators $1mil (per business) to create viable open source AI businesses that others can leverage for free and that they will have user support long term. Right now it's just grifters and content whores.

[Muckraker @realmuckraker]

Henry Nowak was stabbed 5 times, then handcuffed and left to die because someone accused him of being racist.

We asked UK police what kind of speech could get you arrested.

They told us saying something offensive was enough.

Henry Nowak died because of police like this.

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@ThoughtfulWitz @A_WhiteGenocide You never, ever, ever, ever, ever say the words, "let's just fight". It's no different than talking shit. You either walk away or you break their fucking nose and move on from there. Words have never had any effect on me.

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@TPUSA Sorry, she as well as every current forward face of TPUSA just does not move the needle for me. She's a very kind human being, but she is not Charlie.

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@fitcapbiohacker Only mangina's take gear. Completely fucking gay.

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@GrantSSC I am blocking 100% of all male fa**ots who post workout videos or pics from now on. 100% fucking gay. Men becoming women in real time. Blah

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@jubileemedia @Maebe_A_Girl Trans isn't a real thing.

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@mrojaycutler Why people on gear post how small their junk is ... it's all just fucking gay and retarded.

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@titannaughty23 @famgymapparel @DrinkFreshenUp @RESPAWNProducts I swear to God that men born after 1985 have all turned into fucking gay fa**ots.

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@UseaONE gay

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@UsernameBanned men in 2026 are fucking fags

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@joepickens2007 @intrinsicvalyou @DylanEveryday They've had more good runs than Fagigan. Like I said, garbage people. Always have been.