Lasagnye West

Just Venting

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

Had a weird dream where Shane Gillis was skiing with me dressed like a full-on lumberjack absolutely crushing 360s in the park. Do with this information what you will.

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

@Tinder you should make an update where we can filter matches by location

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

@nelkboys prank idea:
roll up to the club dressed like cyclists 🚴‍♂️
pad lock the ten speeds to the metal security gates 🔒
begin to fuck shit up 😂

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

Wishing all the couples with their names tattooed on each other a safe night

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

Anyone actually read animorphs or they just print them bitches for the trippy covers

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

@DillonFrancis @sanholobeats a gold record may be cool, but a gold record with spelling mistakes, priceless

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

When buying sets from online shops you should be able to differ the size from the top and the bottom, like if your xl on top and m on the bottom you can order that set in those sizes @SHEIN_official

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

I feel they should make a new law in America where essential workers get to armed with these bad bois and give a little face spray to those crazy fools yelling at them like a when a cat acts up

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

honestly does anyone else see videos of the new @rollsroycecars interiors with champagne in the middle compartment and think "what kinda hunger games ass shit is that"

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

I swear my fav thing when I’m wasted is complimenting some super douchey dude the same type of way he tried to “compliment” women, then watch them act super homophobic about it, it feels like owning a time machine 😂

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

It’s kinda sad that the biggest battle I’ve faced in the last 5 years is having to stay awake all night and day to reset my sleep shedule when I start sleeping during the day, either way I did it now, I’m back on course sleeping during the night, n owning it mfker😛🤟

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

Just a thought @McDonalds steak & eggs! Do an egg n cheese McMuffin & add a burger patty, is this a thing? I’ve never seen anyone do this before.

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

What I’m saying is if you took the same amount of people n organized a city wide protest against paying these high ass rents, insurance and cellphone plans etc etc instead of a fuckin mask maybe ud do some good instead of just being redundant but 👌

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

Y’all so quick to rally in record numbers to protest a mask, but then can literly get fisted by insurance companies, cell phone providers, tax allocation and constant real issues that’ll effect your entire life span not just the two weeks ud spend locked down makes sense

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

Ur literally rallying to EAT FOOD..!?
from a RESTAURANT WHOS OWNER....,
Thinks a HEALTH & SAFTEY REGULATION! IS A LIE.!
Bruh

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

@capcrunchbeats I think it’s when you hit this button n twist this hoe at the same time or sum

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

Can we make Christmas optional like send a text poll saying do u wish to participate so you can reply no and not receive anything but also not have to worry about buying things for everyone

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

@Karma_Rx @tanaleaxxx Isn’t middle school like 12-14 years old ........?

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

ur about to say something then (UR STUPID NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT)

[Lasagnye West @elonthrust69]

Bro if our phones are tracking us how come I know 10 guys who sell guns and drugs on there snap chat stories and not get caught