Em

Just here to bring the fun energy.

[Em @eloren77]

Birthdayyyyy monthhhhh

[Em @eloren77]

@CaileeJandt Oh no…

[Em @eloren77]

@sticcsticcly I force everyone to eat pizza Luce when they come to visit. Such great pizza

[Em @eloren77]

@ClaireNeville I could actually just act the whole thing out for you.

[Em @eloren77]

“How is wedding planning going”

Me:

[Em @eloren77]

My grandma is a cougar

[Em @eloren77]

@ClaireNeville I think there’s still a chip of your flooring in my foot from the time we were sock skating. So those would go nicely together.

[IT’S KENNIE AKA “TINDER THANOS" @KennieJD]

Ayo the TikTok about the girl who had to dump her bf because he kept calling her the name of his dead ex? And he would text her that he got her flowers when he would go to her grave? And then stabbed himself when she went to break up with him???

[Em @eloren77]

Am I a cat person because I like having company in the bathroom?

[Em @eloren77]

Don’t call or text. I will be mourning Aaron Carter, my first love.

[Em @eloren77]

You only have one option

[Em @eloren77]

@ClaireNeville Umm have you ever been to the Thirsty Bookworm??

[Em @eloren77]

Okay, but which 5 presidents would you pick to be your starting basketball lineup?

[Em @eloren77]

I’m just gonna say it, fuck any DJ that doesn’t the think “All I want for Christmas” is a year-round song.

[Em @eloren77]

Just a cat who’s only lived with humans, not knowing how to lay like a cat.

[Shayla @shaydeofgold]

I’m here for the women who get abortions just because they want to. No explanation. If she does not want to be pregnant, that’s a good enough reason to me. I truly do not care. I’m done playing this morality game.

[Em @eloren77]

So we can just like…lie under oath now?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.