Jen

I may never know who I am, but I'll always know who I'm not and that will be enough

[Jen @elphesustaining]

“That’s what you do in the darkness.” “And…" - "All the Water in…" by Eiren Caffall https://t.co/NBOfNFuRMg

[Jen @elphesustaining]

Bring back the bird, you pretentious weirdo. The X looks like the logo for a perfume I can't afford and don't want to. @elo

[Jen @elphesustaining]

@RonFilipkowski Sid? Is that you?

[Jen @elphesustaining]

@Komaniecki_R Thanks! It's my greatest accomplishment so far.

[Jen @elphesustaining]

@GretaThunberg @JerrysPizza
Thank you! We love it! Do @benshapiro next!

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

You can always tell when I'm struggling because I disappear for a few days. I'm still struggling. If you are too this is for you: https://t.co/gCjk8L0Db0

[Jen @elphesustaining]

@Cobratate @GretaThunberg The "I'm rubber you're glue" approach really doesn't look good 10 hours later. Or at all. Or on a grown man.

[Jen @elphesustaining]

How, in late 2022, am I still lying on the floor listening to "Because of You" by @kellyclarkson ? Send help.

[Jen @elphesustaining]

@elonmusk Why is this tweet still showing up as relevant?

[Jen @elphesustaining]

@MarooPles @bendrawslife What a terrible day to be literate.

[Jen @elphesustaining]

@SchumakerA @Komaniecki_R I very much expected that to be the answer.

[Jen @elphesustaining]

@hankgreen Sounds chaotic. I'm in.

[Jen @elphesustaining]

quote: "And if one day I look at you and don’t…" - "Broken (in the…" by Jenny Lawson https://t.co/SzmamcaHrR

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Tell us about a time when a man has questioned a woman’s expertise, despite her knowledge on the subject outstripping his to an almost comical extent.

[Jen @elphesustaining]

" - "Leaving the…" by Ben Lerner https://t.co/AsX1Mx0e0K

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Roses are red,
lemons are sour,

[Jen @elphesustaining]

"I formed several possible stories out of her…" - "Leaving the…" by Ben Lerner https://t.co/n2HYY70GEp

[Jen @elphesustaining]

@realDonaldTrump @OANN You've found new and interesting ways to lose the election. But please stop.

[Jen @elphesustaining]

@realDonaldTrump @OANN @FoxNews They are. They all said you lost. Again.

[Jen @elphesustaining]

@AbbyJohnson Are you pro-life or pro-whatever floats Abby's self serving boat?