Sean Payne

sausage, Chips and beans

[Sean Payne @elprawnomaximo]

We nearly rocked that stand to the ground that day.

[COYIrons @COYIronscom]

9 years ago today, Dimitri Payet scored a last-minute winner to complete a dramatic 3-2 comeback over Everton at Goodison Park with three goals scored in the final 12 minutes of the game 😍⚒

[Sean Payne @elprawnomaximo]

@avalonent @taskmaster Raffi bomb!!!

[Sean Payne @elprawnomaximo]

@SkyNews Which bits of that headline are we supposed to be triggered by? The request for help or the situation of the helper?

[Sean Payne @elprawnomaximo]

Hmm. #McRib

[Sean Payne @elprawnomaximo]

@fesshole Like any normal human being would. Next.

[Sean Payne @elprawnomaximo]

@danwoff98 Inevitable

[Sean Payne @elprawnomaximo]

@superhumman1234 @DJBeaverUK wowowowowow

[Sean Payne @elprawnomaximo]

@SkySportsNews Cannot wait to hear his new accent

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

In 2013, Ronaldo opened a football academy in Georgia, and one of the children there was Kvaratskhelia.🇬🇪🇵🇹

Tonight, Kvaratskhelia scored in the first minute vs Portugal…🤯

What a story!🤩

[Sean Payne @elprawnomaximo]

@RishiSunak Why do you take so much of it then? Let me keep it all and see if what you say is true then.

[Sean Payne @elprawnomaximo]

@OffMenuOfficial @EdGambleComedy He better ask for a pocket dog!

[Sean Payne @elprawnomaximo]

@SkyNews

[Sean Payne @elprawnomaximo]

I'm probably not going to be looking in between 2 letters on my keyboard. I'll probably just scroll on by, thanks.

[A☝🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @whualfie_]

now the undercards have finished it’s time for the MAIN EVENT tomorrow 🫡

[COYIrons @COYIronscom]

Bayer Leverkusen are now 40 matches unbeaten across all comps this season.

West Ham have won just 3 games in 2024.

David Moyes is going to deploy one of the most disgusting anti-football low blocks the game has ever seen next week and shithouse a win with 12% possession.

[Sean Payne @elprawnomaximo]

@paulway6 @WHUFC_News An own goal?

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

@ryanmarkparsons @GBNEWS Or you could listen to me on TalkSport speaking about how many Easter eggs I’m going to eat this weekend. Bosh❤️😂😂

[Sean Payne @elprawnomaximo]

@EuropaLeague @WestHam Oh, go on. I'll watch it again.

And again.

And again.