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Bye, Twitter 🖐

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@sqsehrish 1050

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@_brinxinx Theresa?

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USA lie so much, that they forgot it's a lie, and accept it as truth.

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@exvianpro Sepertinya ini yg menginspirasi cerita Kungfu Boy Jilid 17-18

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"Bapak, video panahan Iqra dilihat lebih banyak dari video tinju bapak."
"Terus?"
"Ya berarti sekarang Iqra lebih keren."

Karepmu, Le.

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"Bapak, nih Iqra dapet 100. Ayo jajan."
"Udah malem, besok aja."
"Lah rugi dong Iqra belajar."
"Rugi gimana?"
"Besok Iqra dapet 100 lagi, tapi jajannya jadi cuma sekali."

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"Bapak, Iqra punya uang 18 ribu. Ayo makan bakso. Tapi bapak bayar sendiri."
"Uang dari mana?"
"Iqra kan di sekolah ga jajan."
"Terus mama gimana?"
"Ya bapak lah yang bayarin."

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"Iqra, cuci dulu piringnya," tegur mamanya.
"Ah....," protes Iqra. "Besok kalau Iqra udah punya rumah sendiri, mama ga bisa lagi nyuruh-nyuruh Iqra," sungutnya.
"Iya, tapi disuruh-suruhnya sama istrimu," timpalku sebelum menyeruput kopi.

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And she's not undefeated.
https://t.co/UsR5N8aNPY

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Algerian law does not recognize or respect the civil rights of LGBT persons. Officially, there are no gay-friendly establishments and no political organization is allowed to campaign for LGBT rights.
https://t.co/kEJMHgJvjZ

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A young female boxer has just had everything she’s worked and trained for snatched away because you allowed a male to get in the ring with her. You’re a disgrace, your ‘safeguarding’ is a joke and #Paris24 will be forever tarnished by the brutal injustice done to Carini.

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"Bapak, kalau bermain bersama teman tu sesuai sila berapa?" tanya Iqra yg tengah mengerjakan PR.
"Sila 3," jawabku.
"Bukan Sila 2? Kan harus adil?"
"Ya bisa ga sesuai Pancasila kalau pada curang."
"Ah, ga jelas pertanyaannya," gerutunya.

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Knalpot brong, dandan full gear, di jalan pecicilan. Tapi PKB mati, di pom isi bensin subsidi.
Si primitif beban keluarga, bangsa, dan negara.

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THR masih setahun lagi ya?
#sigh

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Saya tu ga ngebut. Cuma pengen nanya ke mobil yg paling depan, punya kerjaan freelance ga...

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3 jt per bulan. Paling cuma dipake pas weekend.
Ya mending GoCar.
Ga mikir perawatan, ga mikir pajak, kemana-mana disupirin.

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Hingga cuitan ini diunggah, saya masih belum menanggapi lagi.

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Berkebun di Sabtu pagi.

"Pak, ada kadal," seru Iqra.
"Iya, biarin."
"Kayak dinosaurus."
"Iya, sama2 reptil."
"Bukan mamalia? Kan kakinya empat?"
"Paus ga punya kaki, kera kakinya dua. Mamalia tu melahirkan & menyusui."
"Kalau manusia?"
"Manusia bukan hewan."
"Masa?"

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If you do not know what you're doing, neither does your enemy. -Joe Tzu

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"Badan kecil kyk bpk ini yg ga ada penyakit," kata tetangga menepuk pundakku. "Coba yg lain. Mulai bnyk pikiran, mulai kambuh tu gula, tensi, lambung."
"Ga juga, pak. Ini sakit ni kalau lg bnyk pikiran," imbuhku menunjuk pangkal buku jari.
"Rematik?"
"Gebukin sansak."