Elric Puffin

[Elric Puffin @elricpuffin]

@liebert_2026 I’ve known a number of guys whose end game for a good night out was to have a fist fight. Their wives would know when that time was coming and try and drag them home after the right number of drinks was had to reduce their inhibitions. Psychopaths are gonna psychopath

[Elric Puffin @elricpuffin]

@FullRetardRadar A guy I know went to Mexico. Cop demanded bribe, said no, spent night in jail. In the morning a local lawyer took him to the judge “the only way out is for you is to bribe the judge; twice what the cop wanted”. He paid and got a good story.

[Elric Puffin @elricpuffin]

@hank2thecowdog @SaffronChargers Came here to say this. You do the Steve McQueen (The Great Escape) thing, take the cap off slosh it around “I’m good” and continue your ride to Switzerland.

[Elric Puffin @elricpuffin]

@BBD100 @CinemaTweets1 Bad Santa too….arrrrrgggghhhh

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@BBD100 @CinemaTweets1 No. I looked and it was pay for view on Prime…I’ll wait. Every random film I want to watch is pay for view on Prime, bastards.

[Elric Puffin @elricpuffin]

@alphafox New fear unlocked: seals waiting to launch world domination

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

The one where the kid said someone came out of the wall caught me off guard. If you were a parent and your kid said these to you, how would you handle it?

[Elric Puffin @elricpuffin]

@MoniqueJohe0 @Mercy_datgirl_ 😳

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@Mmust_iconn @Mercy_datgirl_ This is not what I expected from Nelson Mandela. But hey, the guy was good with hard truths.

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@OMGTheMess I blame Jodie.

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@majestymasculin James Packer, Australian billionaire, said this in an interview once.

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@jmasseypoet “Touch base”

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@littlemykonos Just when you think he’s as weird as hell…he ups the ante

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@BrownellsInc 88mm

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@RandPaul Gonna write a stern letter? That’ll show him

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@Batman2242 Throw a dart out of a helicopter above a packed MCG…the person it hits will be better than that list. Even at a Collingwood game.

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@rexsharkasaurus Stacy’s mom

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@CMDRVALTHOR Gosh, that looks super real. Needs a Cthulhu

[Elric Puffin @elricpuffin]

@Simon_Ingari In 1999, went for my first functional head role in a different city (1 hr flight) returned straight after interview. Phone rang as I got home, the recruiter: “They want you”. I loved they had a culture for fast decisions. Most pivotal interview in my career and I aced it 🤌