Elroy Fudge

TWO-TIME Burger King Employee of the Month (February 2011 & August 2019)

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

Been suspended from X since January for posting naughty tweets. But I was framed! It was a hit job. My tweets are harmless! So, I took it all the way to the Supreme Court. My mom testified, under oath, that I'm a good boy. Case dismissed. Suspension lifted.

I'm back, mufuggas.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

Me and who?

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@MRELilSmartBoy You're doing God's work.

[Renatta Oxendine @Renatta]

Parents, if your unborn child has been diagnosed with Downs Syndrome or any genetic disorder, please choose life.

Don’t deprive the world of the joy of a human being with special needs. They need love, too.

Love you all! ❤️

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@MRELilSmartBoy

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

There are very few things in life that I'm less interested in than Jackass movies.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@MRELilSmartBoy

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@MRELilSmartBoy The racial kind?

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

In order for this black woman to be hanging out at the courthouse on a Friday afternoon, she must've used some of her accrued PTO and requested the day off through her HR manager. But, boy, her work e-mail inbox is going to be full when she goes back to work on Monday!

[Savanah Hernandez @Savsays]

I asked a Karmelo Anthony supporter if the black community would accept the evidence if it shows that Karmelo was NOT acting in self-defense

She said that no matter what, “we gone stands with ours regardless” and questioned Metcalf’s role in the stabbing:

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@Savsays They still have primitive African tribe mentality.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@SarahisCensored They bring new meaning to the term "black magic"

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

More like a GAY Ezo squirrel!

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This is a gray Ezo squirrel, a subspecies of the Eurasian red squirrel found on the Japanese island of Hokkaido

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

This raven is a horrible tic-tac-toe player! The human obviously let him win. The raven's 3rd move should've been in the middle square to ensure victory. Very dumb bird.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Ravens are incredibly smart birds. This one looked genuinely excited after winning the game

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@raed0ll1 @BreannaMorello That niqqer is gonna fry.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@RaceGated @BreannaMorello Niqqers are fucking delusional.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@logmeouttahere2 Me too usually. But for some reason here, they're the same thing but it's called a DUI if you're under 21 and a DWI if you're over 21. That's the only difference. It's fucking retarded.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

Got a DWI in March, so I have to get the breathalyzer in my car calibrated tomorrow. But...they suspended my license. So they're telling me if I don't get my breathalyzer calibrated I will get arrested, but if I get caught driving to go get it calibrated, I will get arrested.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

Yo, why is Superman beating up Buzz Lightyear????

[DCU Brief @DCUBrief]

New set video of Superman vs Lex Luthor in 'Man of Tomorrow'

(Via James Nobbe on Facebook)

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@that_honduran Plagiarized from Emily Dickinson

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

It's weird that her catchphrase is "POTATO!" everytime she jumps into the sky and starts to fly away. What a strange choice.

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

They’re shaking up the summer. #Supergirl - only in theaters and @IMAX June 26.

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

@MattWalshBlog

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

.@Pixar Just an idea for Toy Story 6: Have a scene where Buzz Lightyear is having sex with a toy water pistol (female), and right when the toy water pistol orgasms, she squirts. In the movie writing biz, we call this a "double entendre". I am available for hire. Thank you.