Elroy Rodrigues

[Upendra @nimmaupendra]

In the film Industry, it is you who created the story Upendra, it is you who wrote the screenplay & dialogues for 33 years, it is you who directed through your whistles and claps. I dedicate this film to you the praja prabhu fans 🙏🙏🙏

#nimmaupendra #uppidirects #laharifilms

[BowTiedBull.eth - Read Pinned or NGMI @BowTiedBull]

Nobody cares if you’re rich or poor. They only care if you can improve their lives.

[K.G.F Analyst🕵🏼‍♂️ @KGFAnalyst]

Here's the giveaway contest⁉️🎁
Rules:
1️⃣ Follow @KGFAnalyst
2️⃣First person to QUOTE TWEET with solved puzzle(correct answers) wins the giveaway🎉
Winner will get a #KGFChapter2 FDFS 🎫 ticket at the time of release
#KGF2 @prashanth_neel @TheNameIsYash @KRG_Connects @Lakshmiiie

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

The dumbest thing I believed as a child:
While eating fruits, if you shallow the seed then 'pota bhiter rook🌳 zata ani kana👂 thavn fanto yeta'

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

When you show your crush to them,

Friends:
"Kedala kazar....?", 💒
"Maka apeytai ne kazarak!"
"Catering mujenth" 🥗
"Bro I'm DJ" 🎧
"Soro astha ne..?" 🍻
etc.

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

Cow

Jersey cow

Magir yetat saglo dees yekth chewing gum sabon asche. 🥴🤢

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

🧅🥺

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

One of the baddest jokes ever:

"cha zali gi?" ☕

"zali"

"kale kavnk?" 🍽️

"loto" 🥴

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

Bhagevonth munis

mosth bhagevonth munis

magir yetat ikra bara 'naman morye' munchi.

[NITCH @__nitch]

Bertrand Russell // "Remember your humanity, and forget the rest."

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

6 years old me after watching Man vs Wild:

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

Fireworks are common during Diwali.

Every day diwali on comment section:
💣🔥💥💥💫🔥💣💥🔥🌟

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

@TheAutumnVibe_ Very good Idea! But coffee is not karan.😜 I think!

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

I was not alone in the darkened room,
where my shadow left me.

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

Asking your friend's kidney to buy a brand new iPhone is on trending.

My friend: Maka thuji kidney zai re

Me: Kalyak nisthe karunk gi?🥴

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

@Madonnaedel1234 @kithe_borovnche 😂 perfect

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

The most common question asked by the relatives is 'Thumso peto vano sabtha gi?'

Meanwhile my mind: 'voi voi ami training divn dorla' 👠🐕

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

The difference between Knowledge and Experience.

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

No one
Seven years old me:
'Injection dita pole😏'

[Elroy Rodrigues @elroyrodrigz]

I was expecting to get rid of my expectations.
Read this again!