Nicholas Elsberry

[Mike Riley @Coach_Riley]

Thank you to all the #Huskers fans out there for such a warm welcome! Now it's time to get to work!

[Joe Schad @schadjoe]

Mike Riley has at some point been offered the USC HC job, OC job and even DC job.

[Dan Hoppen @danhoppen]

Over the past 7 years, Riley’s Oregon State teams were +17 in turnover margin. Nebraska was -33 over that same span. #Huskers

[Dan Hoppen @danhoppen]

Oregon State’s run-pass ratio since 2008 is 1.3:1. Had 2802 runs compared to 2148 passes.

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

Your boss won’t give you a specific number of games you have to win to not get fired, but here’s a hint: IT’S AT LEAST TEN.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Women belong in the kitchen.
Men belong in the kitchen.
Everybody belongs in the kitchen...the kitchen has food.

[Nicholas Elsberry @els40]

@LexiStache she's hot

[Andrew Wall @AndrewFWall]

All frustrations are self induced. The outside world can invite us to become upset, but ultimately it is us which accept the invitation.

[Nicholas Elsberry @els40]

@LexiStache good joke lexi

[Andrew Wall @AndrewFWall]

Whenever there's a big story on the news, look for the bigger story they're trying to distract you from.

[British Exploring Society @Brit_exploring]

How small we are in the big picture of life

[Andrew Wall @AndrewFWall]

Someone who constantly feels to need to tell everyone how exciting their life is via social media likely does not have an exciting life.

[Andrew Wall @AndrewFWall]

Insecurity is the only thing that can make you hate people you don't even know.

[Andrew Wall @AndrewFWall]

Always remember when it comes to drinking: Tastes good. Cheap. Gets you wasted. You can only pick two.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Every night... Every morning...

[Duke Basketball @dukebasketball]

Duke gets some special love on this list MT @ESPN_Numbers: Here it is.

The rules for "storming the court"

[Andrew Wall @AndrewFWall]

If you have $10 in your bank account you are richer than 75% of the world. Let's remember to keep the right perspective.