Elsa🦆

I sometimes draw but I generally complain. 🇲🇽 hustling in 🇩🇪

[rif @hazybreww]

apply to jobs
cry
cry about current job
apply to jobs
cry
cry
sleep
repeat

[Elsa🦆 @elsabeat]

Me preguntaron en el trabajo si no me pensaba ir de vacaciones... me la viví de vacaciones la primera mitad del año amiguitos

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job.

[Elsa🦆 @elsabeat]

Hoy tenía una cita para mi renovación de visa pero el sistema del gobierno Hamburgués( y espero que solo el de inmigración) se cayó... 🫠Así que todas las citas canceladas...

[Lady Blue @Albumina__]

Si abortar es ilegal, abandonar económicamente a una mujer embarazada, también debería serlo.

[Elsa🦆 @elsabeat]

Siempre tengo miedo de que la gente piense mal de mi, y tengo una sensación honda y fea en el estómago pero...no puedo controlar eso... gracias traumas de la infancia

[Elsa🦆 @elsabeat]

It's crazy I had big dreams 'til I tied myself to you... Now I'm all consumed

[kage @sukikage_]

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 35 times a day, create deliverables for key stakeholders, and circle back offline.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Listen to your body.”

My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now

[Toro @omgheytoro]

Películas donde el padre vuelve después de 20 años a una isla a encontrarse con su primogénito que no lo reconoce

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

The most accurate TikTok ever ever

[Pablo Rendón @pagusrendon]

Nos urge volver a distinguir entre derechos y privilegios. Un derecho es aquello que una sociedad debería garantizar para todas las personas. Un privilegio es haber estado en el concierto de Juan Gabriel en Bellas Artes.

[Paige 🦪 @PaigesConscious]

I think this show is genuinely terrific but my favorite part is how she pivoted her success with fleabag into defrauding Amazon.

[YMK Tries Sama @YMK_sama]

Recently rewatched Fleabag S2, and yeah, you can love a person and not choose them. The priest is was upfront about the barrier on his end of the relationship: there were no lies; he just stuck to his principles to the very end... which ultimately made him hotter.

[Elsa🦆 @elsabeat]

This place made me feel worthless
Lucid dreams like electricity, the current flies through me,
and in my fantasies I rise above it
And way up there, I actually love it

[Elsa🦆 @elsabeat]

I'm lonely but I'm good
I'm bitter but I swear I'm fine
I'll save all my romanticism for my inner life and I'll get lost on
purpose

[Elsa🦆 @elsabeat]

I hate it here so I will go to
secret gardens in my mind
People need a key to get to
The only one is mine
I read about it in a book when I was a precocious child
No mid-sized city hopes and small town fears
I'm there most of the year
Cause I hate it here
I hate it here