Golf Tour Conversations 🌸⛳️
Playing up North be like:
“Would you like a ride to the first tee?”
Me: Yes sir please.
“Don’t call me sir!”
Me: sorry sir, I’m Texan #yeehaw
Golf Tour Conversations 🌸⛳️
*Airport restaurant*
“I’m not trying to get white girl wasted, cause my mother is picking me up and she’s gonna want to go drink”
Watching @Olympics with my father.
Curler explaining #curling :
“as a sweeper you are trying to read the speed of the stone”
My father :
“Yes BUT CAN YOU READ THE GREENS AT PEBBLE BEACH ?!” ⛳️���️
@PebbleBeachGolf @NBCOlympics #golf
Golf Tour Conversations🌸⛳️
*Chicago Airport*
Airport intercom: “Helen Keller, please report to gate 21, Helen Keller”
Some guy:
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Helen Keller?!? REALLY?!
1st year pro:
Gotta go get my snacks and my 8 hrs of sleep before tournament.
3rd year:
I’ll play my last 18 of tournament drive 15 hours, Go straight to the range, unload car, repack, sleep 4hrs, leave house 7am, catch flight, on to next event. When did I eat last?!?
#lifeontheroad
Driving long distances solo really gets you exaggerating everything.
*exiting state sign*
Me: BYEEERRSSS
30sec later *welcome state sign*
Me: WOOHOOOOO