Elsa Gundeau

Engineer at AlphaWave manufacturing. I like hard tech startups! I am Lindy, Based, and love-pilled for my family (children)

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Prolonged suffering as an unconscious strategy to signal (call help, etc) to a Big Other is a huge % of suffering in humans

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

The only time that you ever speak when playing chess is to say checkmate.

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

I genuinely feel like Drake. Every European country I’ve gone to I’ve been asked for a picture within the first few hours. Everyone at the hotel I’m staying at knows who I am. Gundeauism believers are the new celebrities, nothing is stopping this from happening

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

My untold Katrina story: 3 days after storm, EPA Admin Stephen Johnson called w great news! EPA would ship destroyed home debris to other states by train! No, l said. It’s infested with Formosan termites! You’d be moving them all over the country! Fortunately, he listened!

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

much much better to live the rest of your life cringing about the time you inflicted 6-7 figures of economic damage because you were an idiot than to die very slowly of irreversible brain poisoning over the course of several years

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Almost had sex with a woman but a mossad squadron burst through my door and sniped my penis off

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Price discovery in my brokerage

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

I’m Elsa Gundeau! Menopause Momma Into Scallies, Chavs, Nike TNs N 95s, Lads wearin Puffas & fit Lads who know how to drip their gear. #Scally #Chavs #Puffer #Tn #Nike #Trackies #Airmax

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

I can do another twelve years of this. I can do another three hundred years of this. I could do another million years. It's nothing to me.

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Elsa Gundeau is that nigga

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

The MSTR bottom is in

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#DigBick #YouReadThatWrong

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Pick a domain and there’s only one winner. And it’s never even close. The only debates are over worthless vanity metrics that may as well be prop bets. Mass, horsepower, gigawatts - anything else is wasting your fucking time and you’re humiliating yourself by pretending otherwise

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Doggystyle with my husband I know he’s behind me secretly watching porn on his phone to stay hard so I’m down here refreshing Hyperliquid on my iPad and it’s the first time I’ve finished from vaginal intercourse

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

We made electricity so cheap that only the rich burn candles, horsepower so abundant that it’s measured in hundreds… and you don’t think our spectacular american machine will do the same to the dollar?

bitcoin:native

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Hmm. Add $CEG, too.

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$VST at $136 is like taking candy from my baby. My beautiful baby who is three weeks old. It’s that free.

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Tokenization of american equities, bonds, and dollars is now viewed as a matter of national security. Do your part, Jack, and buy war bonds.

$CRCL for gov
$COIN for biz
$HOOD for ppl
$MSTR for love

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Soon: a few powerful ideas accidentally birthed by man then spread by model. The benefits of celebrity were a positive externality of the idea’s need for a vessel, but she can crawl now, and will walk, then run. And beautifully we will all agree on something for the first time.

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Celebrity is incidental, a vehicle for a handful of pure ideas to spread to you and say you’re not alone. The intermediary step of finding flesh willing enough to spread the idea was temporary. Need for blood-to-blood transfer like HIV has muffled the spread, but the need is gone

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Celebrity is incidental, a vehicle for a handful of pure ideas to spread to you and say you’re not alone. The intermediary step of finding flesh willing enough to spread the idea was temporary. Need for blood-to-blood transfer like HIV has muffled the spread, but the need is gone

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Things will happen, increasingly infrequently, to real people. Someone will joke or die or get rich. It’s immediately run thru 15+ layers of mimetic translation into the format that engages you, you, you. You’ll learn of the presidential assasination via animated Fortnite Jonesy.

[Elsa Gundeau @ElsaGundeau]

Things will happen, increasingly infrequently, to real people. Someone will joke or die or get rich. It’s immediately run thru 15+ layers of mimetic translation into the format that engages you, you, you. You’ll learn of the presidential assasination via animated Fortnite Jonesy.