Elsa Jolly

carnival of mindfuck

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

oh to be a 4 years old beekeeper distracted by a roly poly instead of a wage slave under late stage capitalism

[𝑒𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @elyradream]

there are landscapes like this on earth and tomorrow morning i’ll be stuck in front of a shitty excel spreadsheet

[sd 👑 @sdslayer100]

i liked this tweet so i framed it

[María Irina. @inexp3rta]

El concepto de pienso en vos mientras se hierve el agua 🙏🏼 dios!!! Amar es una locura

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

not only have i hit rock bottom but i keep discovering new ones like granite basement and limestone cellar and marble dungeon

[hunter @3gpmh]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

who knows, maybe in March i will become an awesome person. im not going to make an active effort to do so but it could just happen

[hunter @3gpmh]

doing a line of hope

[suzy @sozsuzy]

jealous of how plants just die when something is slightly wrong

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

hate it when i cross the street and no car hits me

[julia @juumelo_]

I’m actually pretty chill considering I’m an insane woman

[SpongeBob SquareAss @thereisnojayjay]

Jokingly told my therapist “I yearn for the urn” and she was like “You know I think that’s funny, but officially I have to ask that you not joke about su*cide.”

[Esh @Eshaal0kk]

“Ai will replace you”
Lets see if ai can live with this much melancholy in the chest

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Today’s yoga pose is Downward Spiral

[໊ @user0000O0]

leaving a suicide note that says “i finally had the balls”

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom