Pelsjas

I beg at no altar.

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

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Live Laugh Meow

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Just hear me out:
NPR HUGE DESK.
Thanks.

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Your 20s are not about anything
your 30s are not about anything and
your 40s... also not about anything
hope this helps.

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Scrolling desperately to stave off enlightenment.

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This Monday is passing like a kidney stone.

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I try very hard to be normal at work but they know.

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One thing about me is I will connect with you on LinkedIn if you're hot.

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The whole point of life is being deeply moved by hummus.

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How dare you not to notice me when I’m ignoring you.

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There’s a level of confessional that only occurs when someone is driving you home late at night.

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blackout sober

[lyss, esq @am_yers]

Hahaha......wait, wait...... hahahahahahahAHAHAHA

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What if we get engaged after you traumatise me by romanticising violence but I pretend it’s cool that you’ve wrecked my car you fukkin imbecile I love you.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This has to be craziest shit I’ve seen today

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Do not go gentle into that good night. Be a bit of a bitch about it.

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My heart is an unending tomb.

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This one slaps

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[ sitting completely still in my bed ]
THIS WORLD IS GUTTING ME LIKE A FUKKIN FISH