Dan Gerber

Mainly Tweet about sports. Bears, Cubs, Illini, Maroons. Leader. Positivity. Respectful. Love my dogs and my family. Lost 110 pounds and live to be healthy now.

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I set some new personal bests on the stair climber. 122 minutes. 1284 calories. 614 floors.

For two hours, I was on level 9. Then I did a 2-minute cool down.

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@Travis1 Wilt and Dirk

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@Matt_Rodewald I did not think I’d see someone passionately arguing how this school is referred to, especially in the context of a summer basketball game. Each time you sign into a social media app, you never know what you’ll see.

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@KaddySchak @rodger But in the end the Knicks scored more points. How is that dominated? It just means that the Knicks dominated another part of the m game even more. That’s the point, moron.

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We should have seen this coming all along. Jalen Brunson went to Adlai Stevenson High School. Stevenson’s middle name? Ewing. Brunson leading the Knicks to glory was destiny.

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@KaddySchak @rodger Games are four quarters long. Hope that helps.

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@stevebyrnelive Okay, cool.

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@NvictusManeo @WorldWideWob That has to be a preseason lineup….Right? Haha

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@burackbobby_ He failed to make the Finals more times than he made the Finals. Why doesn’t anyone mention that?

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@GovKathyHochul How had I not priced the stupid sign “Texas this state”? What does that even mean? Hahahaha

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@BullsMuse_ Not from Chicago.

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@GoodmanHoops First time I saw him was as a high school sophomore. State championship game against Simeon, with Jabari Parker, Kendrick Nunn and Jaylon Tate. He was better than Nunn and Tate, seniors signed to Illinois, which as an Illini fan had me concerned. I figured it out quickly.

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Jalen Brunson starting to get serious consideration for greatest player ever from Illinois. Three-time state finalist, including a title. Mr. Basketball. Two-time college champion. College Player of the Year. Now NBA champion and Finals MVP.

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@ArmchairIllini I would love Pettigrew and Kelly.

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@HoodiCastle @SamQuinnCBS LOL this is absurd.

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@desm0ndbane Wagler at 19? This is the worst board I’ve ever seen haha

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@RealDanZak Update?

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@RealDanZak Why do the NBA or ESPN need to answer about this? Haha a French guy is folding his arms during the US national anthem before a basketball game. Who the absolute fucking cares?

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@BrennanBaxt Hahaha yeah, this is about mental health

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@GrantDahlstrom Your first thought is the correct one.

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@isaacrrr7 Don’t see this as self-defense. Sucks but legally the guy doing the punching is likely the one in trouble.