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@LordVaiel @EllenMassani Oh good

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@LordVaiel @EllenMassani Okay then what do YOU think, would they be better off just doin' it in the middle of the hive or.

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*whines* I don't wanna go outsiiide it's HOT.

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@EllenMassani I'm gonna have to start reading shit that isn't smut.

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@EllenMassani I guess it counts? Uuuh, A human joiner falls for a human merc and ~is it love or the will of the HIIIIIVE~ or something.

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@blindnisha This dude in this novel is like. Not a bug. But it's I don't even know.

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@EllenMassani Nah i'm doing some light reading and this novel i downloaded has me asking REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

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IMPORTANT QUESTION. If you like, screw somebody that's joined with kiliwhatsits, are you like, doing the whole hive or what?

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Asssssssssssshoooooooooole

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@SmugNova @sorcsuhra @EllenMassani HIGH FIVE

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@DarthBijuta I’ve got one you might be able to borrow- I mean I don’t mind if @anywayes doesn’t and @Sunnylekku wants to.

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@mitthiromaras @MildlyGrey He's cute, uncle Hiro, but uh, he's gonna spontaneously combust if you keep that up.

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If by rigid you mean -- oh hey

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@mitthiromaras Yeah and every time anybody mentions your name she twitches.

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@blindnisha @EllenMassani Hmmm the meat looks tasty but I'm gonna hafta go with Ellen on this one.

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When you realize your uncle is less than ten years older than you, haaahahahahaha fuck.

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@DarthIxaer @twitchychiss Oh oh and you actually have eyes

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I have a really nice rack. Just so ya know.

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@Darth_Kitshath Who are you and what have you done with Kit.

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@Darth_Kitshath Uuuuh good luck with that