Amy

nicer than your ex (probably not true anymore)

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

Oh no how dare they vote on the issue that affects them the most not only in a tangible sense but also in a “wow these motherfuckers don’t care about me and people like me” sense

[Amy @elshire04]

Florence Pugh & Rachel Chinouriri
that’d be perfection really

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

SNL Season 50 premieres this month on September 28th.

Who is your dream host & musical guest?

[Amy @elshire04]

@ishaantharoor My American husband has only one friend who would like to talk US politics all day, everyday. He’s an Indian man, living in India. I’m honestly baffled by the number of right-wing talking points he can recite.

[Amy @elshire04]

counterpoint: western omelet is the only decent omelet. all the other veg are disgusting - mushrooms: wet, tomatos: wet, spinach: wet - or should just be made into a breakfast sandwich instead

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

Western Omelet is the biggest loser omelet in the omelet business.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Party of the Duggars and Donald Trump and Dennis Hastert and a seemingly endless chain of ministers and youth pastors, and child marriage and repealing child labor laws, and defending AR15s after school shootings, would like you to know they are obsessed with child safety.

[Amy @elshire04]

@dark_romantiyk Yes but also could Dev Patel pleeeaasse be the next James Bond

[Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm]

god elon you're such a little bitch, lmao, grow up you fucking baby. take that free speech absolutism and shove it right up your emerald mine ass

[Amy @elshire04]

@souljagoytellem @xenocryptsite https://t.co/pgWvKlgm7u

[Brian Beutler @brianbeutler]

Now that Evan Gershkovich is free, will reporters summon the appropriate outrage that Trump tried to keep him imprisoned? Seems at least as bad as who gets what seat in the briefing room or what Barack Obama thinks about Fox News and so forth.

[Amy @elshire04]

Pretty sure Trump’s “she was always Indian and now suddenly she’s black?” weirdness is because he’s mixing Kamala up with Elizabeth Warren @jonlovett

Like how Trump’s immigration + Hannibal Lector rant is probably him not realizing there’s two definitions for “asylum”

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

Harris did not have a role overseeing the border, nor would such a role have obligated her to meet with police union vice presidents.

[Amy @elshire04]

Put Lupita Nyong’o in a romantic comedy challenge

… for preference, a new version of How to Steal a Million w/ Timothée Chalamet

[Xenocrypt @xenocryptsite]

I would strongly bet that if you put Lupita Nyong'o in a screwball comedy one month and a gangster epic the next month she'd nail both 120% and I wish we lived in that world but alas.

[Amy @elshire04]

I’d post my own favorite Durry lyrics but it’d just be like the whole album

[Durry @Durrymusic]

My fav lyrics in my fav song in our least viewed video :(

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Mitch McConnell is a coward

[Amy @elshire04]

@OhNoSheTwitnt Psycho Harpy, Qu'est-ce que c'est?

[Amy @elshire04]

@MatthewACherry Winston Duke & Zoe Saldana, in a rom-com, please.

[Amy @elshire04]

What could go wrong

[Amy @elshire04]

tragedy makes poets of us all