ML

You are not obligated to interact or even read my tweets I’m mainly talking to myself on here @sportscounsel

[ML @elshorts]

Normalize not stanning anyone - just treat them as human beings.

[aylin ☽ @weepingcaesar]

once you turn 20 you have to fight everyday for the rest of your life to not lose your personality & spirit...bc what once came naturally to you will be exhausted into nothing if you don't actively Try. it's terrifyingly easy to become a lethargic, soulless adult

[arbacknine @aryh21]

In the year of 2026 Brunson is still a worse player than Steph and they’re gonna win because they actually committed to winning

Can you imagine how many chips were left on the table with the treasure chest of assets the Warriors sat on for half a decade

[Julito McCullum aka LITO @IamJulito]

No MSG watch party outside the Garden during the biggest game of the year because a selfish weirdo chooses to want to make himself the center of attention during a moment where the vibes have been immaculate . Y’all president is really a weirdo.

[ML @elshorts]

California Democrats didn’t want a billionaire running the state so they voted for the equivalent of fifty corporations in a trench coat 🤣💀

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Democrat and former HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra will advance to the November election in California's governor's race, CNN projects.
https://t.co/1BYQcckT0z

[N𖦹va ᯓ★ˎˊ˗ @novaaa343]

@VoteHub the disease has spread

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

There's a really short guy at my work and the custodian just accidentally swept him into the dust pan. I didn't even try and help. I was immobilized by my own cowardice

[ML @elshorts]

LUCKIEST DRAW I EVER GOT BUT ITS STILL NOT 82-0???

[ML @elshorts]

@SadNinersFan Original childhood boogeyman lk

[Sports Counsel @sports_counsel]

Imagine your existence being due to the fact that your dad sucks at fantasy football

[ML @elshorts]

Scott Foster is actually officiating well because it’s Game 1, rendering his extending powers inert

[Antinomy 🚩📚 @Gattungswesen25]

I'm not really surprised that Tom Steyer isn't winning in California. I remember when California voted against rent control, living wage, and banning prison labor back in 2024.

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Text from mom: My cousin died last night. Her house caught fire. Maybe arson. She was 87. You met her once in 1997.

Me: I’m so sorry to hear that. Let me know if you wanna call

Mom: 👍 How do I watch Netflix on ipad

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Hey it’s a bad thing that we let corporate democrats who are literally bought and paid for by corporations get away with saying “I can’t be bought” democrats are no better than republicans as far as “I guess we can just lie to the voters they are lazy and won’t fact check”

[Sports Counsel @sports_counsel]

Episode #214: A 2026 NBA Finals Preview 📺 🏀

https://t.co/YTaugLUwjM

[Sports Counsel @sports_counsel]

‼️THE NBA FINALS ARE HERE 🏀 ‼️

Everything you need to know about #Knicks-#Spurs - from the biggest storylines, key matchups, and our predictions for who wins it all 🏆

Listen 🎧 ⬇️

🟢: https://t.co/FmPXnpOJ9G

🍎: https://t.co/u3pjNrvR0P

📺: https://t.co/H4akQuAcmT

[Clarence F @Can_Do_Kid_Kane]

@PollTracker2024

[jacob @ascending4th]

People overestimate how #woke California is… I wish we were as communist/socialist/left leaning as other people say but this place is fucking centrist and no one cares to go against the status quo #Whatever #DoomPost #Sorry

[Valentina Gomez Stan 🇺🇸 @spicy1812]

I am prepared for California voters to brutally disappoint me.

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

“I can’t vote for a billionaire, that’s why I’m voting for the guy that has every major billionaire supporting him”