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Dad jokes always get a like 👍👍

[Els @elsnumber41]

@prasenx @elonmusk Pac-Man? Good call on Minecraft

[Lars Doucet @larsiusprime]

In 1990, a famous MS Excel ad concerns a guy who has to produce a “professional spreadsheet” with business projections for a meeting in 5 minutes, and “miraculously” produces… this.

From a modern vantage point, it’s hard to believe that this kind of thing was meant...

[Mr_Fireside 🔥 @Mr_Fireside]

5'6 balding Phil Collins strolling around in an office shirt singing and drumming one of the greatest songs ever is the definition of AURA.

[Colin Mortimer @colinmort]

The bedrock of the American economy are the middle aged guys sitting in the airport lounge wearing corporate branded polos for companies no human has ever heard of

[SCOTT WARNER @ScottWarner18]

This might be the best NFL special teams performance by a player ever caught on tape… This man is a SAVAGE.

[Els @elsnumber41]

@realEstateTrent Wow. Thanks for sharing

[Aaron M. Renn 🇺🇸 @aaron_renn]

When I started with Accenture (then Andersen Consulting), we were told not to bring our lunch. We were expected to go out to restaurants, preferably better than fast food ones. We were supposed to act the part of high priced consultants.

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

Ari Gold.

An entire new generation has no idea who that is.

When I was fishing college, he was all of my friend’s favorite tv character, by far.

Example of a random scene:

Ari and his wife are at couple’s therapy.

Wife:

“I ask for one hour out of the day for his undivided attention, and I can't even have that.”

Ari:

“You can have it if you want to live in Agoura Hills and go to group therapy.

But if you want a Beverly Hills mansion and you want a country club membership and you want nine weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a Wednesday!”

[Citrini @citrini]

JUNE 2028.

The S&P is down 38% from its highs. Unemployment just printed 10.2%. Private credit is unraveling. Prime mortgages are cracking. AI didn’t disappoint. It exceeded every expectation.

What happened?​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

https://t.co/JzzwCrbJgS

[Karl Mehta @karlmehta]

Scientists found the exercise that turns your body into a fat-burning machine in 6 weeks.

It's not HIIT. It's not lifting. It's barely even "hard."

99% of people in the gym are doing the opposite.

Here's what they found: 🧵

[Matt Shumer @mattshumer_]

https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

@NickFoles

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

No matter how many times I watch this, it never gets old. Just absolute perfection 🤌 🤣

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

15 years ago today: Marshawn Lynch delivered one of the most iconic runs in NFL history, ripping through the entire Saints defense in a play that shook the entire stadium.

The Beast Quake will live forever.

[Rick Golfs @Top100Rick]

Well there goes 20 minutes of my day.

On Tiger Woods 50th birthday, his 50 best shots of his career.

Jack had more majors. Hogan hit it straighter. Bobby Jones won the calendar Grand Slam.

But NOBODY did it like Tiger. A true showman.

[Rick Golfs @Top100Rick]

Tiger Woods giving a 3 minute lesson on hitting 50 yard pitches. With Fred Couples.

“Close the face when I hit a fade”
“Open the face when I hit a draw”

He then demonstrates 5 different ball flights for the pitch.

I’ve watched it 3 times. It probably won’t help me, but man what a genius with the golf ball. Some of the best hands to play the game. (Crazy to think he battled the chipping yips.)

[Alexandra Semenova @alexandraandnyc]

wealth managers putting your money in an index fund

[Els @elsnumber41]

@elonmusk any way to introduce an AI filter where we don’t see any IA images on our feed? Thanks

[SaraLee @SarAEsQMd]

@Hoopss Jose Bastia bat flip

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Show me the most disrespectful moments in sports. Ill go first