Jaime Poland🎄

Backwards hats are, and will remain, good. she/her

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

Mets are undefeated since we bought a Carvel ice cream cake. Coincidence??

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

@emmatranter_ It’s so strange to me how people are celebrating the refusal to make this character a victim, but….that’s only possible because they’re refusing to make the man who tormented her a monster

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

@amgittlitz this is an alarmingly perfect combo of all my husband’s interests, he can’t wait

[gee @congee4lunch]

unfortunately i do need to rewatch heated rivalry at least once a day or else my nervous system will shut down and i will explode

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

@corthreadgoode This is certainly not real

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

@woahitsjuanito How could she even pick up a pen?? Her bones are so delicate

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

@woahitsjuanito Chris is asleep rn so I can’t ask but I’m positive he’d say yes

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

A star!!!

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

My husband was on the SNY broadcast!!! It’s like @JohnDeMarsico can sense all the other movie dorks within a mile radius of the field. (Also I can’t sleep until I find the clip)

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

@HeliosTheGawd they’re called the Volturi, read a book

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

sometimes you see a tweet and you just gotta watch the social network

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

@jennifercarolyn I had a feeling but PEOPLE MAGAZINE????? Okay star???? Okay A-list celebrity????

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

@corthreadgoode it’s an all new cast

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

@diablocaundy @UhOhMorshedios CLAUDIA it’s life-changingggggg

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

Today my new teen volunteer told me he didn’t know the library had manga, he thought libraries just had “like, literature kinds of books, like erotic novels.”

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

@woahitsjuanito HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

@jennifercarolyn Jen!!!!!!!! I’m speechless, this is so amazing ❤️❤️❤️

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

The Pitt is good, but it’ll never top this.

[Jaime Poland🎄 @elspunko]

Chat*, are we cooked?

*Vice president, defense secretary, guy from The Atlantic