mae.♡

mae | 27 | artist/writer | lifelong dick haver | tragic yuri enjoyer | tabletop gamer | sapphic |
it/its or she/her | @mazygolucky is the ariane to my elster

[Denimcatfish🏳️‍🌈 @denimcatfish]

Some Catradora for Pride~ 🌈

[race 🪶🏳️‍⚧️ @call4b9]

these are open heavy again, shit has been Rough and im currently abt 370 in the red and I wont get paid enough to get out of said red

[race 🪶🏳️‍⚧️ @call4b9]

I have admitted defeat and made a gfm to help with moving expenses, as the money im currently making will be no where close to what I need to get us to what we need :']
rts heavily appreciated
https://t.co/osIkI9yIvV

[mae.♡ @elstrogen]

call her Igor the way she gives me abnormal brain

[mae.♡ @elstrogen]

rizzle me this, gyattman

[mae.♡ @elstrogen]

please tell me dude's name is mario

[mae.♡ @elstrogen]

@GreggSux if I didn't know better I'd think they already hit his off switch with how he recoiled

[mae.♡ @elstrogen]

I got a gock in my rari

[mae.♡ @elstrogen]

@StarCrusader_ everything I say is real and chasers should pay me for it

[mae.♡ @elstrogen]

in an ideal world c¡s woman chasers would be giving me money for being cute and I wouldn't need to work a job anymore

[💗 Lunie 💗 @Back2Batk]

AI voices will never surpass the power of sentence mixing

[mae.♡ @elstrogen]

I should overthrow the government

[Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw_quotebot]

Like we’re pattern-finders, and we’ll find patterns. And we like really put our hearts and minds into it. And even if we don't mean to. So I believe in a universe that doesn’t care and people who do.

[Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw_quotebot]

But I mean we have to go on right? Obviously the world is seriously screwed up but we’re all gonna die if we don’t keep living.

[mae.♡ @elstrogen]

only two sexes? I'm having way more sexes than two, idiot. I'm having sexes with your mom, your sister, AND your girlfriend.

[mae.♡ @elstrogen]

video games never needed higher graphical fidelity after like Halo Reach. why do I need to clear up like 2TB on my computer to see every molecule of every pore in John Actiongame's face while he's blasting bad guys in an objectively worse game than something released 10 years ago

[mae.♡ @elstrogen]

in a pretty girl's house, there is nowhere to sit but her face

[mae.♡ @elstrogen]

being a girl is awesome because sometimes I drop popcorn down my shirt and I have to fish it out of my cleavage