Clay Elswick, MD FAANS

Spine Neurosurgeon, Baylor Bear, Dad of 4 awesome children, Married to an awesome wife

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@anish_koka How can you only operate 38 patients in a 2 yr span?! Barely enough to keep the lights on….

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@TrackYourHeart There are drains in both subdural spaces and a small SDH on the right. This patient is almost invariably post-op and so that air is not under tension. Tell the surgeon to evacuate the air next time by using saline/irrigation.

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@oldarmy1 @WatcherGuru It saved the market today!

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@DrDiGiorgio @anish_koka About 20% or so of my patients are referred for a lumbar condition. Careful history and exam easily reveals a myelopathy overlying a lumbar stenosis. This leads to MRI and usually a neck operation. To not treat the neck is criminal in my mind. Also induced demand!

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

Took a run at pastrami beef ribs for the first time! Flavor was excellent! @TexasOncologist @MiamKitty

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@oldarmy1 @Protestia Lutheran? Sounds nothing like Luther

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@SleeperRangers Sic ‘em! NPOY 2003, if I recall.

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@Remzztrades Bought call options last week on the 25c strike for 5/15. Paid $.26/contract. Busy at work this week and so didn’t time exit well but closed my last runner for 5900%. $.26 to $15.34. My Best trade ever. If I had held till today, could’ve had the famed 100 bagger

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@ZeeContrarian1 The guy was literally on CNBC in davos telling everyone why gold was so great the day before gold crashed barely 3 months ago. He uses his public speaking for exit liquidity.

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@Geiger_Capital It’s more a reflection of lack of coordinated effort by federal agencies to police and enforce criminal behavior in this country. Can’t finish my thoughts…I’m boarding a plane to Mogadishu right now to start the next Fortune 500 company.

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@profplum99 Baylor keeps Aranda.

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@Connor_J_M Embrace the pain. About to relive 1998-2002 again. I started in 2002.

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@BearNTex Never seen him show emotion or smile before. Not even when we won Big XII

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@JacobKinge First traded price ever. $0.0008. To $1.2M. 1.5Bx return. Stop. Just stop. That’s not a real number. Maybe if the US prints like Weimar Republic but that would have an entire different set of consequences.

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@BUniformTracker It appears that the combination of a helmet, jersey, and pants leads us to a 5-5 record.

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@DutchRojas Pete Rose should’ve run for office.

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@jimcramer Yeah! Like NVDA!

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@365sportsYT Sure wish buyouts were two way streets.

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@_abigaiiiil I think share the same three numbers in batting avg and ERA.

[Clay Elswick, MD FAANS @ElswickClay]

@SicEm365 Not anticipating that?! Literally everyone was expecting that.