The Fullmetal Chemist

Straightedge and too apologetic. 30. UCI ‘19 🇵🇪

[k @ysljennii]

why do white people get angry when racists are portrayed as bad

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

my brother, this isn’t garlic and we’re not vampires

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

"Young people hate to work"

No they don't want to:

- Work 60h for 40h pay
- Meet their co worker more than their kids
- Beg for a raise that lose to inflation
- Work weekend to be a good employee
- Get laid off overnight

People don't hate work, they hate working for nothing

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"Buying a house was really expensive back then. You had to save up two whole months of salary to buy a house, so it was really tough compared to this new soft generation that gets everything handed to them"

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

this is like when Bam Adebayo beat Kobe's 81 point game record, it didn’t carry any weight

[CLAN the SPURS fan (🛸1-3🗽) @ClanTheSpursFan]

It’s a tribute to his sisters moron.

Mocking sincerity is some of these people's only personality trait. Hating on everything is just emotional emptiness disguised as cynicism. Caring about people and things is infinitely more interesting than being a bitter engagement-farming bot online.

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

🚨 do you understand what happened to Stephen Colbert..

24 hours after his final Late Show, Colbert hijacked a tiny public access channel in Monroe, Michigan with Jack White, Eminem, Jeff Daniels and Steve Buscemi.

Now Paramount - the company that just cancelled his show - is mass-blocking every reupload worldwide via Content ID. And the deeper you dig, the worse it looks:

- The finale pulled 6.74M viewers - a weeknight record over 11 years
- Eminem cameoed as "Marshall, the fire marshal" to greenlight torching the set
- The same day Trump posted an AI video of throwing Colbert into a dumpster, Colbert aired footage of himself burning a real one
- Mayday Network and verified journalist Matthew Keys both got blocked globally - for sharing a community access show

Paramount cancelled his show to silence him. Instead they handed him a Streisand-effect comeback 10x bigger than the show ever was.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Dawg is that Dillon Brooks playing a game of “Operation” where you have to steal the ball from SGA without being called for a foul 😭

I’M CRYING 😂😂😂

[The Fullmetal Chemist @elsxejefe]

The Boys finale was everything it should’ve been tbh

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Max Kellerman:

“Bringing in James Harden to win a championship is like electing Donald Trump to fix your country.”

(via Game Over Pod, h/t @NBA__Courtside)

[The Fullmetal Chemist @elsxejefe]

Celtics are done so rn it’s OUR Spurs and OUR Cavs. Don’t want the Knicks or OKC in the finals

[jb @lockedupjb]

I promise you nobody in Massachusetts is rooting for the Knicks

[Richard Staple, BSN, RN🇯🇲 @RichStapless]

This why OKC called corny.

When they win, all of ‘em and their baby mommas wanna be seen together.

But they lose we pushin camera guys away?

Nah say cheese nigga .

[The Fullmetal Chemist @elsxejefe]

This is so American lmao

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Domino's Pizza is giving away $1 million worth of free pizzas if Team USA gets a red card during the World Cup

[Wolves Talk @twolvestalk32]

No ring for the Wolves. Can’t say the same for my girl | 5 • 16 • 26 |

[loomis @knxvilleballpit]

do you understand how awful something has to be for bam to hate it more than snakes 😭

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

I’m telling you man that next day on SportsCenter was something special lmao

[𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦☾ @ilychaddle]

This app would’ve went nuclear that night lol