Christopher Chavez

Oh look at me... retweeting trash.

[Maung Thuta @CypressDahlia]

The only "trad" concept I fully respect is the "man of the world" archetype. In old literature, a remarkable man was interested in the arts, music, dance, writing, fashion, physicality, speaking, flirting, etc. Having a broad palate for life. A taste for and love of many things.

[Christopher Chavez @eltiochusma]

@LyonKing93 What a prince!

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I have been extremely brave about things nobody knows are happening. I have also been extremely dramatic about very minor inconveniences. Balance.

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

En 1989, un pelícano empezó a ir cada día a una guardería de Japón, donde jugaba y convivía con los niños como si fuera uno más.

[Burro Loco @BurroLoco11]

Esta es la verdadera "Batalla del Aura" lo demás son pendejadas.

[Christopher Chavez @eltiochusma]

@POPO11921192

[Dee 🌹 @DeeWaynee94]

The gods humans invented are fucking hilarious when you strip away the sacred voice. 😂

Creates an entire universe, then gets jealous.
Knows everything, then tests you.
Needs nothing, but demands worship.
Loves everyone, but threatens punishment for disbelief.
Can perform miracles, but apparently communicates through ancient books, coincidences and people saying “trust me, bro.”

All-powerful creator of reality behaving like the neediest bloke in the group chat. 😭

[Christopher Chavez @eltiochusma]

@catbreillat Is this "trade"?

[Christopher Chavez @eltiochusma]

@FA_M_Brown @AbakpaJob Capitalism is taking everything from you NOW

[Christopher Chavez @eltiochusma]

@1tsyayra @JANETbrsite Without this loser Janet would not be where she was. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Christopher Chavez @eltiochusma]

@POPO11921192 Incredible!!!!

[Christopher Chavez @eltiochusma]

@makot0212

[S★ @xxyllinn]

Every "revolutionary" business idea in the last decade is just: Take something that already exists, remove worker protections, add an app, and call it "disruption." Uber didn't invent taxis. Airbnb didn't invent rentals. They just invented ways to avoid regulations and liability.

[Christopher Chavez @eltiochusma]

@gaptoothdummy Real Dummy take.

[buster @notbusterhyman]

My favorite part in the Bible is when Jesus was alone talking to God and someone who wasn't there wrote about it

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

The "middle class" was a 50-year fluke designed to prevent a communist revolution during the cold war. now that the threat is gone, the elites are systematically dismantling it. you aren't "falling behind"; you're being pushed back into the peasantry