Elton Wong

PROFESSIONAL Hank Hill impersonator.

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@youngnastyman69 @prem_thakker The only thing more pathetic than Elon Musk is being a cuck for Elon Musk

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@Its_Mr_Floyd @hotgluelover It's a joke that reminds you why you don't get on twitter anymore

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@SubwayTakes @ConanOBrien I am in love with how Conan subverted the entire conceit of this stupid show by starting an ironic egotistical bit about gatekeeping talkshows and then instantly involving actual random passerbys in a bit. Kareem looked like he was trying to crawl out of his skin.

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@MoeMoton They love to move the goal posts for the raiders. what's newww

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@timmythunderr

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@chargers Y'all earned this one.

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@redraiderman1 Have you ever heard of this thing called sports?

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@HQNewsNow She cannot answer a question without gaslighting somebody

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@BitQuinn @A_M_R_M1 Besides the fact that 72,000 is a known vast undercount, genocide is not defined by the amount but the intent. Israel has engaged in every single act of genocide laid out by genocide convention during with the genocide in Gaza. Hope this helps you grow a brain

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@BertrandSolere @R_DeCastelnau Ironically Israelis do all of these things on a daily basis. It's almost like you're being disingenuous on purpose

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@HustleBitch_ I love how the geniuses of twitter will see an old dugged out celeb aging poorly and immediately run a paul McCartney replacement theory. Keep those neck veins pumping chodes!

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@HustleBitch_

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@HardenHoops Basketball supposed to be disrespectful. Also. I'd rather watch people do this than travel constantly

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@LauraRbnsn A lot of rational people provided substantive critiques if you wanted to use a quarter of your brain And not just cherry pick the dumbest arguments

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@macronesianboy @LloydLegalist I'm sorry you attempted sarcasm on this site

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@CisSiberian @VHSDVDBLURAY4K Sorry this was one paragraph long.

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@HillSabast86961 @akafaceUS I bet you're fun to be with when you go out to eat

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@FilmsFallout I agree in theory that showrunners "shouldn't" waste the synth reveal making it obvious over a meaningful reveal. But that does not mean they wont. So far this show is handling reveals and cuts like jump scares. Literally had music cues to reveal it was Kumail Nanjiani

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@MLFootball Yall just wait till AJ has an offensive line

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@ryanmcfadden_ Chargers need to be nicer to the team that got Brendan Staley fired

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@thunderandherbo @chargers Clearly yall still sore from a 2 year old ass pounding