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blehhh

[p. @sixinchbeys]

HDBSJSJSNANAN

[вlαnc @dqveed]

He cheated on his wife with a porn star.

[𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𓃴 @madifawnzzz]

we’ve had these plans for like a month

[siri 🌼 @fruitylobster]

living in the nordics while all your oomfs are talking about the european heat

[sweetsweetugw @sweetsweetugw]

I fw this content it’s just so freaking funny

[The Real Asakura | @CEO🔜 @OneTrueKura]

The dawg already awake nigga fuck you 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

his girll smiling & he zoning out thinking bout the political & economic state of the world

[hera @shiningdaisies]

the fact that people can see me makes me kinda uncomfortable ngl

[miranda 🤎 @lowkmia222]

in another life I’m a teenage boy with a crazy metabolism who eats like 4000 calories a day and complains he is not gaining weight

[meli^^ @hatsumeli]

the feminine urge to say “ok bye” and then expect 200 messages 100 calls 50 emails and 3 letters

[REN!!!!!!! @girlderping]

finding out a guy is a pervert vs finding out a girl is a pervert

[⋆⟢ @cyber_l0ser]

u can sleep call with someone every night, be on call with them whenever ur both free, plan to meet soon and they can still be talking to anyone else is insane to me