Elvacado

Follow and keep it trill

[Elvacado @elvajune_]

Why does my dad refer to every meal as the hungry man 😂 at Burger King, yeah let me get the hungry man 😭 you are the hungry man 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[Elvacado @elvajune_]

Did they just release 20 million mosquitoes this year or what the hell is even this

[Elvacado @elvajune_]

Don’t know if I heard distant fireworks or my tire hugging the curb while I slowly parked

[Elvacado @elvajune_]

Zeppelin caught me a bird so challenge accepted next time he sneaks out he better bring a turkey

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Would this work for you? 🤣

[Elvacado @elvajune_]

The moment you tell yourself tomorrow.. you already lost

[Elvacado @elvajune_]

Not even 10am and I already spilled salsa on my pants

[Elvacado @elvajune_]

Professional at losing her sunglasses

[Elvacado @elvajune_]

My speeding buddy just gave me a salute and broke off after 3 hours.. farewell to you too pal lol

[Elvacado @elvajune_]

It’s so pretty outside with the white frost on everything ✨

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

"why you single?" bro the whole world cheating rn

[Elvacado @elvajune_]

God does not only order your steps, he orders your stops

[Elvacado @elvajune_]

I love seeing tumbleweeds, automatic my mind starts playing that western theme movie music

[spicebae @spicebae_]

when someone asks me "how are you?" 😭

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

Hustle more hate less ….

[Marcos Alvarado @marcosalvarado_]

Your side of the story doesn’t matter anymore. Life happened, it hurt, you healed, but most importantly you learned who deserves a seat at your table and who will never sit at it again.

[Elvacado @elvajune_]

“This is your sign to quit vaping” ads make me look at my vape and want to take a hit in those moments 💀 fucking terribleeee

[Salice Rose @salice_roseee]

😮‍💨🩷🌸💞

[Elvacado @elvajune_]

Straight out the shower to see something moving but keep in mind I’m blinder than shit and so this spider just thinks he has one up on me, naked, blind and vulnerable, me just smacking all sorts of floor and wall.. so that’s why I’m late Rhonda