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@SeeJaneMarie I thought it was weird to be weird. It’s a story that been told before but now it’s weird! So much better!

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@SigO26BVelma As a non-soldier the only comment I can make is if we were in an old school battle and my opponents on the battlefield were dressed like GWAR I’d shit my pants.

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@django Their entire R&O team has had the Rudy Giuliani sweats since 2AM.

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@carolanxious @hutchleah *I had to pay that Ortho $300 for that app recommendation, because my insurance deductible hadn’t been met yet. It was the shittiest of all the shittiest years.

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@carolanxious @hutchleah Once had an ortho suggest the Couch to 5k app to lose weight.

I was there because my back pain was so bad I couldn’t stand for longer than a few moments.

(Turns out I had a herniated disc)

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@footyATL @KBeds @nycsouthpaw 1860 would be closer to when IVF was really invented

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@potato_heiress @IsendeDreams Wtf. I’m also on synthroid and I’ve never met a doctor that stupid. Yet.

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@BlairBraverman The third photo is just 100% perfect.

One dog is working hard and not losing focus.
One gets distracted by the word “focus” it’s such a weird word and hey look, you! Over there! What’s going on?

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@AlsikkanTV @byJenAMiller Maybe they come back and leave again all the time because their rights are sold to another streamer. You never know when you’ll be sold.

Wow that got dark.

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@95hannahlouise It is unseasonably warm here (Kansas City) and last week I heard a leaf blower kick on 😳
It’s like it is October all over again.

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Are you guys ready for the buck-wildest agriculture story I've ever heard

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@RonFilipkowski They’re just trying to make impeachment sound like a minor inconvenience, after all their BFF was impeached twice and he’s fine, right?

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@JasonKirell My first thought was “that’s really cheap for a carton!”

Oh.

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@EmmaTolkin Holy Shit 😂

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@ambernoelle It almost looks like an Aztec god. It seemed to move on its own when she walked, a static picture isn’t doing it justice. She won Best dressed IMO

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@wormbarf @whatsJo I WAS JUST SAYING THIS!

My partner has never had the sad spiral of a bummer pot trip. After a while you start to question everything you’ve ever believed.
(Edibles do this to me and I hate them)

Somehow he has never had a Deep Thoughts joint?

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@ask_aubry No one told her when the laundry needed to be done.

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Scrolling through Twitter and in five minutes I had Alex Jones on my feed three times. I think I’m out :(

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@reblavoie I have heard him referenced three times in the last week so I think that ship has sailed (I have no idea who he is)

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@maxjrosenthal Same. It did take me an hour to set up but that’s probably user error