Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit)

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[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

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[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

@basedbinkie I think i found you from something Centurii-Chan posted or a YouTube dub... or it was the Morrowind fantasy racism post about Orcs... i don't remember.

I stuck around because you have decent world building and it's fun to see where the inspirations come from.

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

@Huah_what @basedbinkie Binkie's pfp(of i'm not mistaken) is Flayne.
Flayne is the daughter of Pascal and Hope and the reincarnation of Jeanne.... Jeanne's death breaks him.

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

@basedbinkie Out of curiousity @basedbinkie which of Xiang's sisters was Junko? It wasn't the one who told her to leave for being weak was it?

Or is the extreme design/name similarity causing me to hallucinate lore theories?

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

You misspelt "Maid Bait"

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

@AdventuWhorer It's an enjoyable time for the months when the pair are hypnotized and obedient for awhile...

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

Missed? He's put some of us MONTHS behind schedule for arcane projects....

[Farengar Dragontooth (Parody) @MagicalPhD]

Yeah he’s back. Has he been missed though is the real question.

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

@AdventuWhorer She's not using bait.
She's just standing there....
....MENACINGLY.

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

@C4NNI13AL Yes.

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

@CMervallian "And consider your contract with my apprentice null and void~ I vaguely remember telling Carmilla she was to treat Baela kindly.... so none of this 'taken as we please' business..."

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

".....someone has some explaining to do... oh Carmi~"

[Baela Solari/Mona Eversong @AdventuWhorer]

We belong to Carmilla and her House of Mervallian, to serve, be taken by, and to take up arms in their defense. In exchange they have agreed to fulfill our greatest desires, so long as they do no harm to the Mervalli or Mervallia.

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

@AdventuWhorer I will not mindlessly look through Sam's stuff anymore, after foolishly getting stuck in a set of cursed armor for the fifteenth time this decade.... also, Mona is a brat.

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

"From what she's told me she's not overly fond about her past after leaving her home... I assume it's a sore subject single to her."

[Baela Solari/Mona Eversong @AdventuWhorer]

"She's been with you the entire time I've known her, and she doesn't talk about her past too much."

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

Why not...

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

"Oh... has she not told you about that? She apparently spent some time enslaved to a pair of succubi before she found me. They'd altered her to be less adorable and more like themselves, I attempted to undo those alterations, but I often wonder if it was a 100% success..."

[Baela Solari/Mona Eversong @AdventuWhorer]

"I am not a demon god damnit! I didn't corrupt her!"

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

"I'm also not a fan of mindless whores that are only useful for fucking.... Balanced seems to envision that as an ideal wife. I blame he succubi...."

[Baela Solari/Mona Eversong @AdventuWhorer]

"Not the word I'd use... And that's the thing, you, someone that's not fond of me, wouldn't do that to me. She seemed excited to!"

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

"It's truly an adorable little crush, but she doesn't want you getting hurt and sadly she's seen all the things I have around here.... trust me, if I truly wanted you to be nothing but a voluptuous, obedient, thoughtless little broodmare, you would have been for ages now."

[Baela Solari/Mona Eversong @AdventuWhorer]

"... Really questioning my friendship with her..."

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

"....so once again we are seeing eye to eye, despite Baela's requests and opinions."

[Baela Solari/Mona Eversong @AdventuWhorer]

"I train my ass off everyday, excuse you. I'm in amazing shape, abd I just don't want to wind up with balloon tits or ridiculously voluptuous curves. I'm a warrior not a whore"

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

"I think not! If I leave it to Baela you'd likely end up like she was when we met.... no, I think a healthy diet, exercise, conditioning, training will have to be mandatory with you... after all, I expect a maid to be able to protect what's mine when I'm out."

[Baela Solari/Mona Eversong @AdventuWhorer]

She just groans

"I'd ask you to put the collar on her until I die, but I imagine you're not gonna do me that big of a favor... God I hate living sometimes... Whatever, just don't mess with my body"

[Samantha, the Elf Mage(Picky about DMs for a bit) @elven_maid]

"She'll come after you, you'll both get into trouble, then I'll clean up the mess or die trying.... I'd rather not continue this dance ad infinitum."

[Baela Solari/Mona Eversong @AdventuWhorer]

"I don't exactly want either option! But yeah that really damaged my opinion of Baela... Part of why I kinda wanna take my chances out solo again"