Tuma Rido

Me gusta culear lesbiana feminista 🇮🇷 Te sigue

[Erwin. H @ERWIIN_H]

Ya te querías robar la copa SINVERGÜENZA.

[NoSoyElGato @NoSoyElGato]

Caso de lo más turbio.
Desde que salió el bobolerdo hdp @JohnReimberg a declararlo suicidio, sin que empezarán siquiera las investigaciones, se sabía que no habría justicia, ni nada que se le parezca, en este caso.

[Tuma Rido @elverguer0]

Palabra es palabra. Cumpla

[Alba Romero @albaromerox]

si ganamos, subo la que no debería 👀

[Tuma Rido @elverguer0]

el rey del tacleo 🤣🤣🤣

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

Ramos after seeing that Enzo tackle

[ALEX @DonAlexDeLarge]

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[Dating Taxi @DatingTaxi]

SINGLE WOMAN:

At 23, all the guys want her
At 33, some guys want her
At 43, few guys want her
At 53, her cats want her

MARRIED WOMAN:

At 23, her husband loves her
At 33, her husband & baby love her
At 43, her husband & children love her
At 53, her husband, kids/grandkids love her

[Damian @damianextasis]

Si tuvieras hijos no estarías exhibiendo tu depresión y ansiedad en redes sociales. La paternidad suele dar felicidad y una perspectiva superior sobre la vida. Tú lloras en Instagram y Twitter, los padres de familia lloramos de alegría por nuestros niños.

[Tuma Rido @elverguer0]

La verdad es que no parece 😬

[sos @SilkNHeels]

This might be the most unhinged video I’ve watched all week… 😭 Two hours of kissing and he still has no idea he’s trans. 🏳️‍⚧️

[𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬 @mentormqsculus]

10 Signs of Weak Men

1. Wifeing up a used woman:

[𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬 @mentormqsculus]

9. Thinking the world owes him something:

If you still believe your parents, the government, or society owe you anything, you’re weak.

No one’s coming to save you. The world will always prioritize women, kids, and even animals before they give a damn about you. Accept that reality and take control.

[President Eniola Daniel @UnlimitedEniola]

No Sharia Law In Burkina Faso- Traore
“I am a Muslim, but everyone in Burkina Faso has the right to practice their own religion. There will never be Sharia law in this country.
“To those Burkinabè studying Sharia law in Saudi Arabia, do not return to Burkina Faso. Instead of acquiring technological knowledge and skills that can help develop our country, you chose to study Sharia law. Stay where you are, you won't be allowed back here- President Traore

[Tuma Rido @elverguer0]

Yo he lamido sapos y a mi se me para más duro el soldado

[dank @cptdankkk]

Mike Tyson says he quit cocaine and alcohol for 5 years after smoking toad venom

“I had the experience of smoking some of the toad venom that comes from the toad. You bust its little pimple and the puss comes out. We put it on a window or a mirror, it hardens up, we make fine ash out of it, like sawdust or whatever, and we smoke it”

“Then we smoke it, and once you smoke it, let the smoke out. You hold it for as long as possible. You let it out, and then you go to another dimension. Then you realize all you did in life, you didn't do shit. This is the closest I ever been to God”

“Oh shit, it'll blow your motherfucking mind. It will blow your mind for you to know how powerful you are. I did it around 60 times. It's always a different experience. It blows your mind what you saw”

“I saw the ancient shit, like the Aztec, shit from Africa. I saw my ancestors during prehistoric times. It's really creepy. And then next thing you know, you wake up and you're crying or something”

“If I ever saw somebody take it before I did, I would never take it. I was high. I was on cocaine. I was on cocaine when I took it. I was doing crazy shit. I took that, I ain't get high for five years. Didn't touch liquor or cocaine in five years. I was 100 pounds overweight. I got in shape to fight. That's what that did to me”

[Tuma Rido @elverguer0]

Ud no sabe lo que es tener el ]=[uev0 parado

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

Men will spend days, weeks, even months researching the right…

Car
Tool
Knife
Handgun
Computer

…before buying, but will jump in bed with a women he barley knows and just met a few hours ago.

Make it make sense.

[Tuma Rido @elverguer0]

Gracias Tío @elonmusk bendiciones tú eres el Hombre 😎

[Tuma Rido @elverguer0]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕚ℍ🫀 @Arkemys_]

Messi ne cherchait même pas à l’intimider, il essayait juste de comprendre comment quelqu’un pouvait être plus petit que lui hein

[Azrael @Necromancerabys]

Las mujeres no ven normal que los pibes queramos minas vírgenes, pero si ven normal empezar desde los 13 a saltar de bija en bija

[Tuma Rido @elverguer0]

Dios, cada vez me espanto más con lo crueles que son las esposas con sus maridos

[Rixlerr @rixlerr]

Dolph Lundgren confesses his wife charged him a $60,000-a-month 'cheating fee' just so he could have affairs in peace

"my earnings instead of getting 100, I got 10 per movie"

"being away from Hollywood, you kind of lose touch with everything"

"The overhead stayed the same, we got more expensive"

"the more I cheated on my wife, the more she wanted to spend my money. It's a classic"

"she kind of knew that I had affairs. But I don't think she cared as long as I paid the bills and bought her a new Ferrari"

"credit card bills... every month for like maybe 60 grand for just her credit card, you know"

[José Creadores Libres @ZPotxolin]

Que nunca quede en el olvido aquella mujer que desapareció detrás de Scarlett Johansson en los Globos de Oro.