Ellie

no thoughts, just stress (she/her)

[Grace @gracecamille_]

saw the tweet about his veneers and had to see for myself….. i feel sick to my stomach i do. What are we doing to our beautiful kings

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

if i had an office job i’d wear this and be menacing.

[Karen Boss 🦩 @kbworld33]

Back in June, I help my mom clean out her pool shed. There's a strand of old twinkle lights with plastic flamingos. "Throw them out," she says. "They don't work." But I see that the flamingos came off easily, so I start to pull them off. "I can do something with these."

[Ellie @elverlasting]

@suyunflrt Never could’ve imagined the post it was a reply to

[Ellie @elverlasting]

@suyunflrt i already know which dog you talking bout too

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

Microsoft outlook is awesome because it’s like. what if we made the worst email platform in the world and then forced everyone to use it for work and school

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Just had someone describe not using a calendar as “raw dogging memory.”

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

homelander is a good ass actor, i hate that nigga in real life

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

feel like my body has had the check engine light on for a while now and i just keep on driving baby

[!i @diegofye]

jesse pinkman pulled a bad bitch in a crib w only 2 folding chairs and no cable

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

she’s a 10 but she gets stressed n sad thinking about her future every night

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

how down bad you gotta be to download tinder

[Rio @rioeliancolino]

lea michele forcing jonathan groff to read her funny girl lines to her rn

[trish ✮ @radioscruff]

Glee did to music theater what pitch perfect did to acapella what la la land did to jazz

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

she’s a 10 but she’s tired 24/7

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

dawg wtf kinda fireworks am i hearing. they throwin grenades 😭