Elvira 💉💉💉🎉

director | writer
insta @elveerai
rep: Zack Freedman @ Omnipop

[Elvira 💉💉💉🎉 @elviggity]

There’s a new column at The Wall Street Journal and they interviewed me for it! Check it out if you need emotional tips on how to leave a stable career to pursue something you love* instead. Many thanks to ⁦@rayalexsmith⁩ https://t.co/fKcOidZMBu

[david @_elvishpresley_]

[phone rings]

mary kate: olsen & olsen mystery agency!

ashley: we solve any crime by dinnertime!

[beat]

mary kate: [covers phone] he says his wife's been shot

ashley: hang up

[Elvira 💉💉💉🎉 @elviggity]

@CoolSeanDotCom Thanks for the gift!!! LOVE Cheesecake Factory

[Carly Monardo💫 @whirringblender]

What god would possibly forgive you, Donald

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

I can’t stop fucking laughing at this

[Elvira 💉💉💉🎉 @elviggity]

@marknotfound @Spotify whoa!!!!!!!!! Mark!!!! this is so cool!!!

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

lord of the rings characters as posts that made me laugh; a thread 🧵

[Elvira 💉💉💉🎉 @elviggity]

The “no need to give your entire childhood backstory to preface this one small anecdote” challenge that I hope to pass someday

[kie @criminalplaza]

the fact that we as citizens have no say in who’s on the supreme court and the fact that they’re there until they fucking DIE is insane. especially considering they make some of the most impactful decisions that will effect our lives and our rights

[Elvira 💉💉💉🎉 @elviggity]

@MariaDeCotis Have you ever had to take a shit in a 400 sq ft apartment during an intense watershed argument with your partner? And you’re out of TP so they have to get you some and you have to say thank you? These humiliations are the BEDROCK of a long lasting partnership

[Elvira 💉💉💉🎉 @elviggity]

@Cam_Oflage careful, could be the Yiga clan

[Elvira 💉💉💉🎉 @elviggity]

“If we pay writers, what next? Pay everyone else? In other countries too? That would make us sad!”

[Elvira 💉💉💉🎉 @elviggity]

Directors, please read this. We are replaceable unless we protect ourselves. Studios will prefer to crew up in territories without unions - this could be the last time our union has this much power at the negotiating table. Let’s use it.

[Elvira 💉💉💉🎉 @elviggity]

tbh it's a lil scary to post this. I know many of my fellow DGA members support this deal. But I've been feeling a weird shame about returning to the picket line since it was announced. Please know I'm saying all this with respect and with an eye towards a better future for all.

[Elvira 💉💉💉🎉 @elviggity]

I just voted NO on ratifying the DGA deal. I am proud of the negotiating committee for what they've accomplished so far but I think we can do better, both for ourselves and for our fellow guilds.

[Elvira 💉💉💉🎉 @elviggity]

I think it would be smart to listen to and align ourselves with the writers. It's their literal job to imagine all kinds of horrific fucked up scenarios and they're loudly telling us that this is all gonna majorly fuck us in the very near future.