mark john salter

[mark john salter @elvis6719]

Horsemeat in burgers. Pig DNA in other brands. Whatever next? Birdseed in muesli and duck piss in cherry coke? ...

[mark john salter @elvis6719]

@ronnieo147 Best snooker player in the world. Outshines any other player.

[mark john salter @elvis6719]

@DavidHasselhoff Hi David. You were awesome tonite at the Indigo Arena. You are a legend and you rocked and sang your socks hoff. Well Done.

[mark john salter @elvis6719]

@DerrenBrownFans Awesome piece of tv viewing. Very mean, but bloody brilliant.

[mark john salter @elvis6719]

Lets make the Olympics more exciting in 2012 by having car bonnet throwing, underwater tennis and cycling in deep sand

[mark john salter @elvis6719]

Finish this sentence . After spending the night in hospital, it suddenly dawned on me that .............

[mark john salter @elvis6719]

@jimmycarr so when i go to my front door tom morning to collect the milk, there will be 3 bottles of southern comfort

[mark john salter @elvis6719]

@TheRealJackDee Very Funny Jack. Hope you make more of the series. Well Done.

[mark john salter @elvis6719]

@OfficialBanker Dont tell me the skies the limit when there are footprints on the moon? Well i have a footprint with her face on it.