Elvis Kat

Elvis Kat & Lily here. The world is our oyster...and pilcard, and sardine, and salmon, and shrimp, and... is it dinner time yet? fur kids of @Twistedfingas

[Elvis Kat @elvis_kat]

Almost 3 months ago Lily the diva ran away. We just moved house and because we were indoor cats she doesn't know which house to return to. I look for her everyday. Now mummy is in tears and given up hope of seeing her again. Lily is lost in Lockridge 😿💔

[Vinnie & Toby❤️ Jasper🌈 Hartson🌈 @CancerDoggy]

Somebody somewhere may just need dis smile. So dis for you 🥰❤️🐾

[Henriette @Sollenbum251]

Molly and I are beginning the day by pinning fabric for napkins 😺 I might even get to sew them at some point. My decision to try to be creative for about at least 10 minutes each day is still working 🧵🪡

[Ellen @ellenfromnowon]

IS THIS YOUR CAT? This boy has been breaking into my Ravenhill, South Belfast home for catnip and food. Not neutered, very beat-up, but vocal and friendly. Bringing him to a vet soon.

He has a home here if he's homeless. If he has an owner though I want to find them!

[Sarah Aaron @ShaeAaron]

How single am I? I just took a jar of spaghetti sauce to 7-11 to see if the cashier could open it for me.

[Dexter Cat @DexterCat4]

Rought day. I'm off to bed. Please follow me, I'm new to the twitter thingy.

[Elvis Kat @elvis_kat]

The baby mum’s taking care of is driving her crazy today. There have been 2 pantry raids where tea and spices have been spilt. Some tea ended up in a used potty. Ew! Baby claimed she was making tea. Then she spilled washing up water on the floor. #toddlers

[Elvis Kat @elvis_kat]

@vonshlep @Twistedfingas Happy birthday 🥳 🎈🎉🎂🎊🍗🥓🥩🐟

[Biscuits N Beans @vonshlep]

DeeDee and Mina are 1 today! Can we gets Happy Birthdays please?

[Unofficially John Barrowman @UnofficiallyJB]

https://t.co/mUaBS3SZ0V

[Juliet & her Angel Romeo🪽 @TheLovelyRomeo1]

When someone starts to raise their voice to your kid! ❤️😹😹😹❤️

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Wach da mama
Pounce da mama
Wessle da mama
Bite da mama
Bunnykik da mama!

Eyes big
Looking cute
Likky lips

Leap in da air
Pounce agen!
Full of nip
Run away.

[Ralphie Hammond @RalphieCat_]

Can’t believe in the last year I have gone from being a scared 8 week old kitten found dumped in a car park, to having a forever home to call my own, lovely food and now new Twitter friends. #CatsofTwittter #luckykitty

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

I tried a case for 7.5 hours today and here’s what I learned: 1. Witnesses lie 2. I’m too old to stand in high, high heels all day 3. There isn’t enough champagne in my fridge 4. My kids will have cereal for dinner and they will love it 5. It’s only freaking Tuesday

[Elvis Kat @elvis_kat]

@ThewendCat I’m a smooth and sleek tuxie

[Helen ** a glamorous domestic shorthair ** @HelenDomestic]

The mother of my human died a few weeks ago. I thought the human would feel better with each passing week but he seems to be feeling lower with the passage of time and has entered treatment. I have never done this before but I am requesting a #pawcircle for the human.

[Elvis Kat @elvis_kat]

Lily here. Dear @Apple can you make an emoji of a cat blowing raspberries please? I have so many I need to blow to my brother Elvis. Thank you! 😺😹

[Elvis Kat @elvis_kat]

We not been on here a while but we are still alive and well. Lily still annoys me.

Lily: You annoy me too 😝

Elvis: You start it

Lily: All I do is head butt you

Elvis: You head butt like it’s Thor’s hammer. You nearly broke mum’s nose twice

Lily: 😝

[Elvis Kat @elvis_kat]

It's been a month since we lost our grandma Pumpkin. Lily and I both miss her. She looked after me when I was a kitten after my mother disappeared. We miss her so much 💔😿😿🐾🌈