elwin

the h in my name stands for happenis

[elwin @elweiners]

if my dick is up, why am I down?

[elwin @elweiners]

fuck therapy, best i can do is hold in my pee all day and release when the time is right

[elwin @elweiners]

i miss twitter :(

[elwin @elweiners]

hi everyone, can’t wait to get my next boner

[elwin @elweiners]

reminder to stay hydrated, drink your own piss

[elwin @elweiners]

@rabizzzy yea bro I need 10 dollars rn

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Bro is always on some different shit

[elwin @elweiners]

i just realized if I’m 23 and you’re 21, I’m literally 2 years into the future lol

[elwin @elweiners]

if I’m ordering shots for the boys, there should be an option for monthly payments on it

[Guy Fdm @Fdmdarkshadow]

Avengers 1 but Hawkeye misses every shot

[elwin @elweiners]

They should invent a frog that sucks you off.

[elwin @elweiners]

I could never give head, I gag on my toothbrush fam

[Pluribus spoilers @odenhead]

The creativity of some people on the internet is incredible

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When you’re about to go get the rag and you hear a camera shutter sound

[elwin @elweiners]

If I die a virgin, don’t bury me as one.

[elwin @elweiners]

airplane mode means you can throw it out the airplane 🤙🤙

[elwin @elweiners]

yea i nut quick. yea it’s a trauma response

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We hosted a dog friendly movie screening for @PawsofFuryMovie and IT. WAS. MAGICAL #ad

[elwin @elweiners]

@___rabib___ @NaniXBT @libevm sir, thank you for this opportunity. I’m currently at my aunt’s funeral but I’m rock hard.

[Stranger News @StrangerNews11]

FINAL SEASON. 2024. #StrangerThings

[elwin @elweiners]

@csgogloveskins @babagirl say less hun