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I was born in the darkness.

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@AidinAdljooi oh dang. I thought you were Rob Kardashian. *unfollows*

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I bet DJ Khaled brought all this rain today so his plants would get watered while he's doing #tourbusstalk

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To everybody that got the remote control BB8: I'm extremely peanut butter and jealous! 😩

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What countries made it to the World Series?

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Ahhhh!!! When I turned my tv on it was already on tbs and I was forced to watch like 3 seconds of baseball 😭😔😖😲💀

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Happy Fantasy Football Day!! May the Fantasy Gods and Lineup Nirvana be with you and injuries and under-performers be away.

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#kanyespeech

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Kanye doing a filibuster.

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I mean I know I'm gon' get got. But I'm gon' get mine more than I get got doe.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?!?!?

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

Almost game time @ussoccer_wnt #letsGo

[SB Nation @SBNation]

Think you can dunk on Okafor during an interview? THINK AGAIN:
http://t.co/J93DDHMmVF
https://t.co/04B9SWSinc

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

LMAO @katyperry 😭😭 http://t.co/o5Haumtb5n

[Ely @elyasalimi]

Why do people love fishing so much? That's like me saying "I loveee waiting in line to buy stuff!"