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who do you think you are? i am

[wyatt dunkin @WyattDuncan]

First look at the popcorn bucket

[e l y s s a @elyb3_]

not now honey mommy’s listening to Goodbye Earl by @thechicks

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

🫧🖍️🎲

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[seiya @systole_]

I want to live near the sea and I want to live near the forest and I want to live near the mountains and I want to live near a café and I want to live near a library and I want to live near a park and I want to live near a museum and I want to live

[turbomander @turbomander]

well if the shoe fish

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

There are too many emails. Too many texts. Too many accounts. Too many logins. Too many apps. Too many rewards programs. Too many fundraisers. Too many appointments. Too many virtual meetings. Too many newsletters. Too many forms. Too many social media platforms. My brain hurts.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

[e l y s s a @elyb3_]

@zachbreechen why is this so gd funny 😭

[e l y s s a @elyb3_]

@luvrgrrrl777 i say this verbatim to my cats when i leave for work 😂😭

[e l y s s a @elyb3_]

@twinkletweetu it’s giving yassified chimney sweep

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Which team are you rooting for in the Super Bowl?

ME:

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

when i’m reading a novel and there’s a really detailed description of a facial expression so i have to stop reading and test drive it

[Kris Cromwell @IngleWitch]

Alex Jeffrey Pretti. White male born in Illinois. University of Minnesota graduate, medical professional employed at the US Dept. of Veterans Affairs, avid outdoorsman & dog dad, legal gun owner with no criminal record.

Murdered by his government 01/24/2026

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Guess which one of these two people the federal government murdered for "holding a weapon."

[Omne Europa @neolatyno]

Good morning to Melania Trump’s homeland of Slovenia and to this amazing magazine cover showing her husband with Hitler moustache made of crude oil. 🇸🇮🇪🇺

Slovenes cooked severely here.

[Plazzy Wazzy @Plasma_NYC]

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[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

We can see the video (s) with our own eyes. Are we no longer supposed to trust our own eyes?

[kenni @kkennnedi]

really passionate about warm lighting. turn off that scary ceiling light!