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cyberpunk bodyguard

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@stevemaller @RSAConference did someone say AI? mic drop moment?

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daughter needs help getting into her own diary: finally a good use of lockpicking skills

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Hey patsu get out da pit lane

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Hey patsu get out da pit lane

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I just wanna be cool enough so that someone who forged a sword would entrust it to me since they know I’d protect others with it

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@historyinmemes Stg if I see another person claiming there’s another dog older than Bluey ima lose it

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🥹damn my arm look weird

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@Asmongold how long you think it’ll be until I get my @PlayOverwatch key

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@ProgPro Ashlee Simpson makes better music than Jessica Simpson

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Now this is podracing

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I’m gonna miss mask mandate bc how am I gonna sing along with Big Girl’s don’t Cry at Food Lion now?

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partner thought I was upset until they realized that Encanto was in the background and mirabel and abuela were speaking their hearts at the miracle river

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The pickup line at elementary school is one of the most savage places to exist.

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Cheeky packaging @OfficialBlueyTV I guess Christmas came early

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scReEnShOtS oR iT DiDNt haPpEN

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finally cracked this earlier and it took the strangest shape #lockpicking 🔓

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my daughter’s teacher just reached out asking all the parents to talk to their kids about behavior in the classroom. Shouts out to all the teachers dealing with winter crazed children. 🙌

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don’t ask me for proof but I’m definitely not lying I totally get it

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after many years and three watch throughs I finally understand Evangelion