robert smith

the last angry old man

[robert smith @elynevada]

#LoveYourBody http://t.co/Ncp2i0rj I am too modest to brag about my body.

[robert smith @elynevada]

#LoveYourBody http://t.co/Ncp2i0rj Maybe, I could use an out-of-body experience.

[robert smith @elynevada]

I created a contest on http://t.co/KcC3IVW0! "What is the name of the oldest living kamikazee pilot?": http://t.co/A34KpyYd

[robert smith @elynevada]

I created a contest on http://t.co/KcC3IVW0! "What is the name of the oldest living kamikazee pilot?": http://t.co/uOutmZjJ

[robert smith @elynevada]

#LoveYourBody http://t.co/Ncp2i0rj Love me, Love my body, or vice versa.

[robert smith @elynevada]

#LoveYourBody http://t.co/Ncp2i0rj If you want to have an amazing looking body, start with picking the right parents.

[robert smith @elynevada]

#LoveYourBody http://t.co/Ncp2i0rj I've got the hungries for your bod and I'm waitin' in your welfare line.

[robert smith @elynevada]

I entered the contest "I dance when..." on http://t.co/KcC3IVW0 to win $75: http://t.co/1awvnAxc

[robert smith @elynevada]

I dance real fast when fire ants crawl up my pants and start biting..

[robert smith @elynevada]

I entered the contest "I dance when..." on http://t.co/KcC3IVW0 to win $75: http://t.co/6I3k1ygc

[robert smith @elynevada]

I used to do a fantastic dance when my mother whipped my bare legs with a Willow switch.

[robert smith @elynevada]

I entered the contest "I dance when..." on http://t.co/KcC3IVW0 to win $75: http://t.co/0XWbUb06

[robert smith @elynevada]

I dance to the tune of a different drummer.

[robert smith @elynevada]

I entered the contest "Love Your Body Tweet Contest" on http://t.co/KcC3IVW0 to win $100: http://t.co/eAKFwda9

[robert smith @elynevada]

#LoveYourBody http://t.co/Ncp2i0rj If you don't like my looks, look to the left or look to the right, But don't look at me.

[robert smith @elynevada]

I entered the contest "Love Your Body Tweet Contest" on http://t.co/KcC3IVW0 to win $100: http://t.co/0jU6gTia

[robert smith @elynevada]

#LoveYourBody http://t.co/Ncp2i0rj What you see is what you get, Bucko. If you don't like it, then move on down the road.

[robert smith @elynevada]

I entered the contest "Love Your Body Tweet Contest" on http://t.co/KcC3IVW0 to win $100: http://t.co/UCiOEa7l

[robert smith @elynevada]

#LoveYourBody http://t.co/Ncp2i0rj I like my body because it takes me places.

[robert smith @elynevada]

#LoveYourBody http://t.co/Ncp2i0rj The best compliment for a lady: Hold it right there! Let me feast my eyes.