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[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Me checking Instagram and Facebook every 5 minutes to see if they’re no longer down…

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Gabby's father and stepfather spoke at her memorial service.
Joseph Petito says he wants the world to be inspired by Gabby.
“If there is a trip you want to take – do it now while you have the time."
"If there is a relationship that might not be the best for you – leave it now.”

[✨em @elynn01]

This is accurate.

But now I’m with an office with the very most humble and amazing management.

[✨em @elynn01]

@rachelgrigsby I guess if you misspell fucking it does.

[✨em @elynn01]

PSA- Apple doesn’t autocorrect fuck to duck anymore.

[✨em @elynn01]

places you can stay for free:

1. your lane
2. out my business

[✨em @elynn01]

@nikkinotnicolee I tried being open minded. I’d like to keep it as an exit only.

[✨em @elynn01]

The massage chair at the nail salon has a butt massager and if I’m being honest, it feels like something is attempting to enter my asshole.

[✨em @elynn01]

@daedalien Don’t miss

[✨em @elynn01]

Today’s summary- @nikkinotnicolee is no longer my bestfriend. Now taking applications.

Requirements are- we don’t hangout. You just order me Starbucks via Uber eats and I reimburse you via Venmo.

Text your applications to; 727-359-2421

[✨em @elynn01]

@nikkinotnicolee I just might Nicole.

[✨em @elynn01]

Why is my mom sending me photos that should not exist.

[✨em @elynn01]

hi friends.

[✨em @elynn01]

hello friends.

[nikki @nikkinotnicolee]

fl vs co

[✨em @elynn01]

@nikkinotnicolee is still asleep. I’m 4 Jell-O shots in. Someone send help.

[✨em @elynn01]

@penwilshere The scale tells me they in fact, do count. Maybe even more than normal. Send help.