katelyn

Man! I feel like a woman!

[katelyn @elyobnyletak]

i hate telemarketers but i always answer when random numbers call me cus 5 years ago i gave my number to harry styles at the natick mall

[T.C.P. @techceopepe]

Having a Joe Biden Monday after a Hunter Biden weekend

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

sometimes your wife is “baby” (needs u to pick up something from the store)

sometimes your wife is “big dog” (gives u a cig 4 beers deep)

[ēdē @theidi_]

Im jealous how often the ladies of sex and the city got to link up and have girl time

[kimberlee @kimberleeerose]

Dunkin' donuts is entirely hit or miss and that's what it makes it soooo east coast catholic. U have to suffer a little to reach transcendence. U have to know that it could snow in March

[luv @brtrpsound]

me after 3 vodka shots dming trumanblack

[jackie jormp-jomp @sydneyjanexo]

The thing about Fred Armisen in a wig is… those aren’t characters at all to me… These are real women and I feel like I know them… their stories matter

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Always feel like very spicy food is good for me, in the same way I feel freezing cold showers and long runs are good for me – if I am suffering, there must be some sort of meaning to this. I was raised Catholic, if that helps

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

25 years ago today in 1999, 6 words changed tv forever

[julia @juumelo_]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

In the back of the Uber responding “GORG” to every single Instagram story even if it’s a pic of a salad

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Girls need boyfriends because they show them movies. Otherwise they’d never watch any

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

that’s a cool tv man. can i hold the remote and slide the battery lid open and shut over and over again?

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Y’all don’t drink Hennessy anymore? Who the fuck y’all think y’all are?!!!!!

[dylan @dylanwoodley]

and revenge is the only thing on his mind

[jakeeee @huntychan]

this is literal american history to me like it is an actual sign of the times

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

This is my royal family, and the queen is very much alive 👑🤌🏼