me: i could really go for a slice of za rn
pizza hut: we got you covered
me: and i wish there was some way i could read david frum's thoughts on the trump indictments
pizza hut: you're not gonna believe this
try as you might you will never in a thousand years be able to guess what this tweet is in response to. Seriously. Just try before you click through. Just guess
The people who pick a fight with Disney's legal team are like the men who think that they could *definitely* get a point off of Serena Williams if they were given the chance to play her. You can't. You are outclassed. You don't even KNOW how outclassed you are yet.
I just want all of my friends to understand that the reason I am not into Genshin impact is because I definitely cannot afford to be into Genshin impact. The zines alone would destroy me
Since apparently people have decided to slag on Waffle House today, allow me to say a few words, as a transplant to the South, about this institution.
Waffle House goes harder than 99% of us will ever go in our lives.