The #NobelPrize committee couldn't reach Paul Milgrom to share the news that he won, so his fellow winner and neighbor Robert Wilson knocked on his door in the middle of the night.
@aaronkearneyaus Passed down from my grandfather through my mother:
"You never know your luck in the big city" - take the opportunity you have now, see where it can take you
And for driving - "if in doubt - DON'T"
@aaronkearneyaus Ugh my sympathies. Mum had to treat my head when I was in high school and I wanted to just shave my head. I swear that comb was narrower than my actual hair.
Also: lice eggs can be difficult to get rid of. Mum ended up using vinegar. I smelt like a salad, but it worked.
No Bachelor. Quarantine. Just had a 2-on-1 with my dogs. They’ve decided tug of war is more fun with each other. Somehow I’m the one not getting a rose.