elyse

she/her bird zookeeper, send me your bird pics

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

I know this episode is old but I watched the episode after to see if anyone mentions it and they don’t and it’s so not a big deal but it’s KILLING me inside

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@UmActuallyShow I’m watching season 3 episode 11 and Trapp says (about the Earths Childen series) Jondalar is Ayla’s Neanderthal boyfriend, but that’s not true!! He’s the first other cro-magnon person she’s ever met! That’s like the whole point of the second book!!!

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@UmActuallyShow I’m watching season 3 episode 11 and Trapp says (about the Earths Childen series) Jondalar is Ayla’s Neanderthal boyfriend, but that’s not true!! He’s the first other cro-magnon person she’s ever met! That’s like the whole point of the second book!!!

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

Any food I don’t like

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

What are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy?

[yammi @sighyam]

I’m going to debunk this viral sensationalist thread about Khao Kheow Zoo and Moo Deng by user doggtism. I will also highlight other threads written by Thai people. My aim is to provide further context, offer clarity, and improve the readers’ perspective. 🧵

[⬜️🦈DibbleSaharicus🦖⬜️🇵🇸🍉 @DibbleSaharicus]

This is why i absolutely despise anti-zoo activists. He died young, had a diet consisting of rats filled to the brim with poison, and lived in constant stress. “Oh but at least he died free right???” Fuck you.

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@DrSamiSchalk I second the butter. My life is objectively better because of Kerrygold butter

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@Imani_Barbarin I remember knowing nothing about Hillary or Bernie, leaning towards wanting to hope for Hillary to be good because it would be awesome to have a woman president, and then being scared to even mention that to my then BF and his Bernie bros because of how they treated her fans

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I can’t answer this question for Bill Maher but YOU CAN

A thread.

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@baileymeyers Until very recently I thought a “dash-hound” and a “daaksand” were two different dog breeds (Dachshund)

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

Just heard @WestworldHBO was leaving HBO soon so I started watching season 4, I’m a few episodes in and… it’s gone?? Already?? Can’t find it on HBO and was only halfway through 😭 this is a literal crime @hbomax @wbpictures

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@HonkIfUrHoary So these are expensive but I’m a zookeeper and have brought these boots through hell and love them so much I just bought my next pair 1.5 years after buying the first pair

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@thefroglesbian Highly relatable tbh

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@clacksee @emrazz It was later in life men made me feel bad, but you’re right- for me as well, adult women were what got to me first. Specifically comments about my eye brows, was the first time I began to look at myself in a negative light at all, in early elementary

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@ADHDdesigner I physically feel my vyvanse when it first kicks in IF I’m sitting still. If I’m up and around I don’t feel it. But sitting, it feels like 4 cups of coffee hit me at once and my veins are filled with ants. Sometimes I like the feeling 😂 I don’t notice a come down though

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@blizzb3ar Insist that obviously gay subtext in movies is “reaching.”

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@dustychipura If I actually get up early and take my meds especially when I get to work, I am a work horse from 7-10. Then I peeter out. But if I don’t have work I do nothing until 3pm and then am non stop til 9 pm.

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@moeinminn @StructuredSucc I will barge past my coworkers towards the computer chanting “email C, email C,” and still half the time open u a new email and immediately forget what I was gonna email about 😂

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@bstolemyremote Biofreeze roll-on on the forehead. It’s the one thing that holds me over until the pain meds kick in. Bonus if you put a wet washcloth on your head after the biofreeze but sometimes that’s TOO cold

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@thefroglesbian @roxasbuddy Personally I love the original so much, but haven’t seen any of “sequels,” except the 2018 Halloween and Halloween kills. The 2018 one is FINE, not great, not terrible. Kills though is TRASH but I’m gonna see Ends anyway 😂 Stay tuned for if I think they salvage it or not lol

[elyse @elyse_thurman]

@jonathanstea Wet baby penguin, their downy feathers aren’t supposed to be wet so there’s a chance he will struggle drying off and staying warm but there’s a chance he was able to dry off and be ok!