Elyse Ash (she/her)

Freelance copywriter, creative director + marketer from DC living in MSP. Fast talker. Loud laugher. IVF Mom x2 👶👧

[Elyse Ash (she/her) @elyseash]

Hi, I started a @substack and am excited by the prospect of oversharing with you all. Please give it a follow if you're into personal essays, lukewarm takes and more!

https://t.co/vlanUZa3sh

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.

The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

I'm obsessed with this dude on IG whose whole bit is frantically fixing manhole covers that have been misaligned with street markings lol

[Elyse Ash (she/her) @elyseash]

@bananafitz An oldie, but a goodie.

[Nat Purser @NatPurser]

very very very hard when someone you’re planning a trip with does not get the Spirit of the vacation. “instead of a quaint coastal b&b, why don’t we just camp,” yes, sure … instead of joy perhaps we could have misery,

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Started limiting myself to 1 soda per day to improve sleep/energy/overall health. Here’s what I’ve noticed:
-decreased will to live
-everything else is the same

[v @missh8ter]

one of the greatest headlines of our time

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

I canceled my HBO subscription because of this

[NBA on NBC and Peacock @NBAonNBC]

Ever feel like EVERYONE has that one song stuck in their head? 🏀

The NBA on NBC and Peacock – coming this fall!

[Elyse Ash (she/her) @elyseash]

If I ever "thumbs up" your text or slack message just know that it means I hate whatever you said.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Budweiser sent celebratory cans to goalies who did not get scored on by Ovi at any point in their careers 😂

(via @BudweiserCanada, @Cujo)

[Elyse Ash (she/her) @elyseash]

As a writer, it's impossible for me to see our political reality as anything other than a failed version of Jospeh Campbell's Hero's Journey.
https://t.co/S9AiCf9EWy

[Jennifer Brooks @stribrooks]

OK Minnesota. We’ve been training for a news cycle like this…

[Frazier Tharpe II @The_SummerMan]

Guys… Chet explaining Drake vs Kendrick to Tom Hanks 😂😂😂😂

[Elyse Ash (she/her) @elyseash]

It's the NO REACTION afterwards for me. #ANT #timberwolves

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

ANT WITH THE HESI 🔥 https://t.co/MxpTDcbcv6

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in the sims?

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[MicheleWojciechowski @TheMicheleWojo]

Choosing the right font is crucial…

[Elyse Ash (she/her) @elyseash]

me and @badassbradash last night...

[First Avenue @FirstAvenue]

waiting in line outside the venue to see your favorite band in minnesota

[Palace Theatre @PalaceStPaul]

Tonight at Palace Theatre ✨ Liz Phair
GUYVILLE TOUR
VERY Limited tix: https://t.co/xIZG56GQbi

7 PM Doors
8 PM @Blondshe11
9:10 PM Liz Phair

Might we suggest...
Dinner & Drinks at Wrestaurant 🍸 prior 😇

[Amanda Goetz @AmandaMGoetz]

Yesterday a video went viral on TikTok when a woman shared the inside of her car after it caught on fire

Including her Stanley cup - still in tact and with ice in it!!!

The president of Stanley stitched the video in < 24 hours offering to replace her cup…..and her car.

This company will now get likely 1B earned media impressions and positive brand awareness + knowledge of the quality of their product through this one quick response and 30 second video.

1. Listen to your social team
2. Moved fast
3. Care about your audience

Great marketing move, Stanley!!!

[Elyse Ash (she/her) @elyseash]

"Jewish people have been victimized for centuries. Then we’re blamed for being victimized. And then we’re blamed for talking about being victimized. Cool cool cool."

Sharing some THOUGHTS today on Substack.

https://t.co/Gl9XcFqTLK